After performing a thorough exam of his new young patient, the obstetrician remarked, “Mrs. Parsons, I have some really good news for you, I have confirmed—” “–Pardon me,” she interrupted, “it’s actually…
Category: Dog
I recently dropped 8 1/2 pounds
I hope my friend’s baby is OK Okay, I’ll play along. Here’s your "Joke Poo" version, riffing on the original: Joke Poo: The Compost Heap I recently added 12 cubic feet of…
A woman finds a gnome hiding in her house during winter
She tries to shoo the gnome out with a broom, and it says "I'm not going out there, it's bloody cold!" The woman says "I don't care! Go find a tree or…
Where does the Devil buy his steaks?
In the deli of the beast Joke Poo: Where does a dog filmmaker get his close-up shots? In the tail of the beast. Okay, let’s break down this devilishly delicious joke: Original…
Chronic masturbators must hate golf.
Their score is better the less strokes they take. Joke Poo: Chronic Nappers Chronic nappers must hate competitive hot dog eating. Their ranking is better the less wieners they take. Alright, let’s…
Hot out
It was so hot out today, I saw two fire hydrants fighting over a dog. Okay, here’s a new joke riffing on the "Hot Out" joke, titled "Joke Poo": Joke Poo It…
Do I know anything about rhetorical questions?
Well, does a bear shit in the woods? Joke Poo: Title: Do I Know About Dog Grooming? Do I know anything about dog grooming? Well, does a poodle shed glitter? Alright, let’s…
What do you call someone who dies in the most chill way possible?
A casualty Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" based on your joke: Joke Poo: What do you call a dog that’s really good at cleaning up after itself? … A…
I only own 2 types of clothes. I wear my gym clothes when I exercise. For formal occassions
I wear my James clothes. Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" based on your joke, titled appropriately: Joke Poo: Dog Poo I only have two kinds of dog bags. I…
My biggest fear when I die is
My wife will sell my guitar collection, not for what each one is worth, but for what I told her I paid for each. Okay, here’s a new joke riffing on the…