A guy is visiting Texas for the first time. Having just arrived after a long day of travel, he goes to the hotel restaurant for dinner. He orders a steak, and the…
Category: Dog
What are your favorite 2 part jokes?
That being a joke where the first joke stands on its own, but is then followed up by a related joke that elevates it to another level. For example: I tried to…
The Homeless Life Saver
A good looking woman stands on the ledge of a bridge poised to jump. A homeless man walking by asks her what she’s doing. “This is it. I’m done. I’m gonna jump.”…
A fly walks up to a dog…
Fly asks: “What breed are you?” Dog: "Wolfdog. My mom was a wolf, my dad was a dog. What about you?" Fly: “Horsefly.” Dog: “Cut the crap.” Joke Poo: A Dung Beetle…
My dad was an astronaut.
I looked up to him. Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version: Joke Poo: My Dog’s a Botanist My dog’s a botanist. I really dig him up. Alright, let’s analyze this joke! Joke…
What’s the difference between a flamethrower and a zippo? Ones a flame shooting gun that’s very heavy.
The other is a little lighter. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” riffing on the flamethrower/zippo joke: Joke Poo: What’s the Difference What’s the difference between a professional dog groomer…
A woman’s dog came home one day in heat…
She was concerned about keeping it and her other dog separated, but she had a large house and believed that she could keep them apart. However, as she was drifting off to…
What do you call a man hiding in a pile of leaves?
Russell Okay, here’s my attempt, riffing on the “hiding in a pile” concept with a slight twist: Joke Poo: What do you call a dog hiding in a sandbox? A sand-Wich! Alright,…
What does a cannibal call a group of epileptics covered in Italian dressing?
Seizure salad. Joke Poo: What does a dog groomer call a group of dogs covered in glitter glue? Shine Tzu salad. Alright, let’s dissect this “Seizure Salad” joke. Analysis: Core Pun: The…
There once was as a man from Calcutta
Who spoke with a terrible stutter For breakfast he said, "I'll have b-b-b-bread And b-b-b-b-b-b-butter" Joke Poo: There Once Was a Dog From Duluth There once was a dog from Duluth, Whose…