“You look pretty down,” said the guy on the next stool. “Wanna talk about it?” “I dunno,” sighed the first man. “It’s just that this time last year I had a fantastic…
Category: Dog
Why does a dog lick his balls?
Because he can. Because he can't make a fist. Joke Poo: Original Joke: Why does a dog lick his balls? Because he can’t make a fist. Joke Poo: Why does a politician…
What are your dogs’ names?
Me: "Calvin and Klein." "Isn't that a brand of underwear?" Me: "Exactly, they're boxers." Joke Poo: What Does Your Garden Grow? What are your plants’ names? Me: "Diesel and Unleaded." "Isn’t that…
My friend asked me how i got all my karma
I simply replied its a "piece of cake" Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" based on your provided joke, titled "Potty Trained Poo": Original Joke: My friend asked me how…
Pug life
I bought the wife a pug last week, and despite the bulging eyes, flat face and rolls of fat, the dog seems to like her. Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke…
About neighbors and a rabbit
A nice family of mother, father, two kids and a pet rabbit live in a bourgeois suburb. Next to them lives a couple with a dog. It is a sweet dog, good…
What do you call kinky pasta?
Fetishine. Joke Poo: Title: What do you call a poorly trained canine psychic? Punchline: A medium rare dog whisperer. Alright, let’s analyze the "Fetishine" joke. Elements of the Original Joke: Setup: "What…
I asked my wife if she’d prefer to eat a goat-baby, a pig-baby or a matta-baby.
She asked; what’s a matta baby? Nothing, I said. What’s a matter with you, baby? Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" version of that joke: Joke Poo: The AI Assistant…
My wife says I ruined her birthday.
Which is impossible! I didn't even know it was her birthday. Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" version, keeping the spirit of the original but twisting the elements: Joke Poo:…
Guys eyesight starts failing and he goes to the doctor
The doctor does a bunch of tests and says I’ve got good news and bad news…. The guy says give me the good news first …. The doc says ….. You’re getting…