(Originally a Jordanian joke) Three drunk men are walking back home on a Thursday night. They get lost on their way and mistakenly take a wrong route. They enter a narrow alley…
Category: Dog
A mother walks up to her only son and says “John, am I a bad mother?”
And her son says "My name is Paul!" Joke Poo: The Exasperated Intern A seasoned CEO calls her newest intern into her lavish office and sighs, "Brenda, am I a difficult boss?"…
After conducting research I can conclude that false advertising negatively affects 1 in 10 people.
It's more like 9 in 10 people but I'm just trying to be positive about it. Joke Poo: After researching dog food commercials… After thoroughly examining dog food commercials, I can confidently…
I was selling some of my music gear online, but all the only replies I got were “visually impaired”, “loss of hearing”, “autistic”, “uses a wheelchair”, etc…
That’s when I realized…the comments were disabled. Original Joke: I was selling some of my music gear online, but all the only replies I got were “visually impaired”, “loss of hearing”, “autistic”,…
What do you call a person who cuts off their feet?
Defeated Joke Poo: What do you call a dog that lost its sense of smell? Defunked! Alright, let’s dissect this joke! Analysis: Setup: "What do you call a person who cuts off…
A woman goes to buy a parrot and notices the prices are $100, $200, and $15. Curious, she asks why the last one is so cheap.
The shopkeeper replies, "That one used to live in a brothel." Amused, she decides to buy it for $15. When she brings the parrot home, it immediately says, "Well, I'll be damned,…
A new neighbor moves into the largest house on the street.
John, The un-official "Head" of the neighborhood, goes over to great the new guy. "Hello there, friend, I'm John. What's your name?" He asks. "My name's Alex. Pleased to meet you, John."…
[Need help with] a tagline for a hypothetical company
Suppose a company (a hypothetical company making for my gf as a joke for anniversary) that provides boyfriend services. It's website provides services like 1 hr snuggle time with 10 kisses free…
A few summers ago I got a job selling dictionaries door-to-door.
On my first day I knock on the door of a nice house and a few seconds later a guy answers. He points to a little sign next to his door that…
I delivered a baby today
Now what do I do with the liver? Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo," playing off the original’s dark humor and unexpected twist: Joke Poo: Renovating the Bathroom I finally…