For heaven’s sake, slow down and use more lube. Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" based on the original, with a similar twist-related punchline: Joke Poo: What can you do…
Category: Dog
My wife keeps sewing hidden microphones into my clothes.
It really bugs me. Joke Poo: My Dog Keeps… My dog keeps burying tiny squeaky toys in my garden. It really bugs me. Alright, let’s dissect this joke! Key Elements: Premise: A…
Karate Dog
A guy sent his wife to the pet store to get a guard dog. The pet store guy says I’ve got something better. I’ve got a karate dog. He goes in back…
I named my dog “5 miles” so I can tell everyone I walk 5 miles everyday
It was of a sudden shock when my neighbour decides to compete with me and enters his driveway and says to me “I ran over 5 miles today” Okay, here’s a "Joke…
I started hooking up with my therapist
Things are pretty much the same. We meet up and she constantly ask “how does that make you feel” Okay, here’s a "Joke Poo" version of that therapist joke, titled "Joke Poo":…
I live in such a friendly area.
I just saw a group of young guys checking that I'd locked my car door. I would have thanked them if they hadn't been so shy and ran off. Okay, here’s my…
Three dogs – Command, Conquer, and Control – are at a research laboratory when they are put back in the kennel after a long day of testing.
With his mind alone, Command levitates a pen and paper off the nearby desk, and writes on it, "So did today's training suck or what?" Conquer simply speaks! "It was particularly brutal…
An owner had a racehorse that had never won a race.
Finally the owner lost patience and warned the horse: “Either you win this afternoon or you’ll be pulling a milk wagon tomorrow morning.” That afternoon, the horse was lined up with the…
30 years
Grandfather and grandson are in the park, when a very good looking woman walks by, the grandson says, Grandpa, I bet when you see a woman like that, you wish you were…
A friend asked me how I feel about nudity
I said that personally, it always left me cold Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" based on your original: Joke Poo: The Dog Park Dilemma A new dog owner asked…