I told him I didn't want Ground beef. Joke Poo: The Dog Walker Dropped the Ball The dog walker dropped the tennis ball. I told him I didn’t want dropped fetch. Okay,…
Category: Dog
The perch problem
Man walks into a pet shop and sees a parrot for only $50. Standing next to the cage the man asks, "I wonder why he is so cheap?" "Because I am defective,"…
A woman walks into a hospital wheeling her husband with her in a wheelbarrow
She stops at the front desk and talks to the admitting nurse. "Good day," she says. "Something is wrong with my husband. He was very difficult to wake up this morning, he…
What US military branch is the most patriotic?
Air Force. Cause they're USAF! Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" version of the original joke, titled "Joke Poo": Joke Poo: What kind of dog makes the best secret agent?…
From my 12 year old: To the guy who invented ‘zero’…
Thanks for nothing. Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" based on the original, with the title "Toilet Paper Thoughts": Title: Toilet Paper Thoughts To the person who invented those tiny…
Today’s been a weird day.
I found a hat with $50 in it, then I got chased by a dude with a guitar. Okay, here’s a joke based on your provided structure, with a title playing on…
I Asked My Dad His Opinion on Abortion
"Why don't you ask your sister" he replied. "But I don't have a sis…" Joke Poo: I Asked My Dog His Opinion on Leaving the Vet "Why don’t you ask the cat?"…
A pirate walks into a bar…
He looks like a stereotypical grizzled old sea dog, with a peg leg, a hook for a hand, and an eyepatch. It's a pretty slow day at the bar, without much custom…
One my 11 year old daughter made up – What kind of shoes do dogs wear?
Barkenstocks Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo," riffing on your daughter’s clever pun: Joke Poo: What kind of underwear do cats wear? Catty Bloomers! Alright, let’s break down this "Barkenstocks"…
Why did the boy put a candy bar under his pillow?
So he would have sweet dreams Joke Poo: Why Did the Dog Bury His Bone in the Flower Pot? Why did the dog bury his bone in the flower pot? So he…