I was about to run straight home to tell my wife. Then I remembered why I was digging in the garden. Joke Poo: The Litter Box Surprise I was cleaning the litter…
Category: Dog
A man died from viagra overdose
It must have been hard for his wife. Okay, here’s my attempt: Joke Poo: A Dog Died From Eating Chocolate A dog died from eating a whole box of chocolates. It must…
Don’t try to understand women
Women understand women and they hate each other! Credit: Al Bundy Okay, here’s my "Joke Poo" version, riffing off the Al Bundy joke you provided: Joke Poo: Don’t Try To Understand Algorithms…
The Train
A woman who rented a second story apartment beside a railway line complained to her landlord for months about the rattling and shaking the trains caused as they passed. On the phone…
Ingrown Hairs
A woman's dog kept getting ingrown hairs it its ears. Tired of spending money at the vets, she went to a pharmacy and asked the pharmacist what she could do about ingrown…
A butcher walks into a lawyer’s office….
"How can I help you?" The lawyer asks. "If a dog caused damage to my property, can I charge the owner to repair the damage?" "Of course," "Good. You owe me $40,"…
Friend: “I’m poly.”
Me pulling out a cracker: "You won't believe what I've got for you." Joke Poo: Friend: "I just started composting." Me, excitedly pointing to my dog: "Oh my god, you are not…