Now she's just bothered (I just made this up. Let me know if someone beat me to it) Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on the original, titled “Board…
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Wife opens letter from the hospital and shows her husband: Why am I so unlucky? First I get diagnosed as being dyslexic, and now they are saying I’ve got tiny tits.
Husband: Tinnitus, you've got tinnitus! Joke Poo: The Doggy Dilemma Original Joke (for reference): Wife opens letter from the hospital and shows her husband: Why am I so unlucky? First I get…
Back when I was studying mathematics, i made my money with illegal cock fights.
A combination of skill and luck, i won every time. Badly scratched, but won. Okay, here’s a joke titled “Joke Poo” that takes the original and gives it a… fresh twist: Joke…
The university’s Humanities and Communication course has very difficult tests.
Last semester's exam was all rhetorical questions. Okay, here’s a new joke inspired by the original, titled “Joke Poo”: Joke Poo The dog grooming academy’s advanced styling course has very challenging practical…
A man buys a newspaper
A man goes to a newspaper stand every day, buys a copy of The New York Times, glances at the front cover, curses, and throws it away. After a few weeks of…
I asked a man wearing sunglasses if he wanted to see a magic trick.
He said he would love to see anything. Okay, here’s a joke based on your request, titled “Joke Poo”: Joke Poo: I asked a dog with a cone of shame if he…
What do you call a broke chef?
A panhandler Joke Poo: What do you call a dog with no legs? A butt scratcher. Alright, let’s dive into the comedy casserole that is “What do you call a broke chef?…
What do Brett Favre and Aaron Rodgers have in common?
Both started out as a Packer and ended up a stealer. Joke Poo: What do my toilet and my dog have in common? Both started out as a place to deposit something,…
I gave my friend a rope tied to a bucket for their birthday.
It went down well. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” version: Joke Poo: The Compost Gift I gifted my neighbor a specialized shovel designed for collecting dog droppings for their…
My dad told me to look at the neighbor’s kid, how he doesn’t have a dad but still tops the exams.
So I have started preparing too. The only question is, where do I hide my dad's body? Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” version of that joke, playing on the same dark…