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What is the fear of seeing all species of donkeys at once called?

Posted on July 14, 2025 by Joke Poo

Thalassophobia Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on your original: Joke Poo: The Unflushed What do you call the obsessive need to document every instance of your dog defecating?…

A woman doesn’t come home one night. The next day she tells her husband that she had slept over at a girlfriend’s house. The husband calls his wife’s 10 best friends. None of them know anything about it.

Posted on July 13, 2025 by Joke Poo

A man doesn’t come home one night. The next day he tells his wife that he had slept over at a friend’s house. The wife calls her husband's 10 best men friends….

So Schrödinger’s cat walks into a bar

Posted on July 13, 2025 by Joke Poo

and doesn't Joke Poo: Pavlov’s Dog Walks Into a Bookstore Pavlov’s dog walks into a bookstore… and drools incessantly at the ding of the security alarm. Okay, let’s break down this Schrödinger’s…

A blonde driving a car became lost in a snowstorm.

Posted on July 12, 2025 by Joke Poo

A blonde driving a car became lost in a snowstorm. She didn't panic however, because she remembered what her dad had once told her. "If you ever get stuck in a snowstorm,…

Life is like a wiener

Posted on July 12, 2025 by Joke Poo

Sometimes it's up, sometimes its down. But it's never gonna be hard forever. You still got a take it every day, day-by-day. So grip it tight when it starts to sway, Even…

The hardest things to say in life…

Posted on July 12, 2025 by Joke Poo

I'm sorry I was wrong Worcestershire sauce Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version based on the provided joke: Joke Poo: Unfortunate Bathroom Graffiti The most regrettable things to see written on a…

This ad actually ran in the Atlanta Journal

Posted on July 12, 2025 by Joke Poo

SINGLES AD This ad actually ran in the Atlanta Journal: "SINGLE BLACK FEMALE seeks male companionship. Ethnicity is not important. I'm a very good-looking girl who LOVES to play. I enjoy long…

Jim my husband and I went into town and visited a shop.

Posted on July 11, 2025 by Joke Poo

Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting. Well, for example, the other day, Jim my husband and I went into town and visited a shop….

[NSFW]People who write “burro” when they mean “burrow”

Posted on July 11, 2025 by Joke Poo

Clearly don't know their ass from a hole in the ground Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on the original: Joke Poo: People who use “rouge” when they mean…

Yo mama so clumsy

Posted on July 11, 2025 by Joke Poo

She tripped over a wireless network Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version based on your original “Yo mama so clumsy” joke, titled appropriately: Joke Poo: My dog is so technologically inept, He…

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Todays SH1T Jokes

  • The teacher asked little Johnny if he knew his numbers.
  • I just found out my wife has a twin sister.
  • Jesus and the old man…
  • What do you call a paper airplane that doesn’t fly?
  • A Wife Asks a Question to Her Husband
  • I bought a pack of biscuits, on the side it said, “Eat me big boy.”
  • What is a wok?
  • Racism exists in the oceanographic community.
  • Why are you right handed?
  • How does Lightning McQueen masturbate?
  • I recently found out they don’t have the real Mona Lisa in the Louvre
  • I saw a woman wearing short shorts that had a NASCAR logo.
  • A redneck had just been served in a Las Vegas cocktail lounge
  • An engineer wakes up in hell and thinks to himself. I’ve been a good person. I shouldn’t be here.
  • Two teenage church-goers get married.
  • As I walked into work this morning my colleague said, “Dave, you look like shit.”
  • A guy picks up a woman at a bar. After a couple of drinks they go to his place…
  • My girlfriend tried to make me have sex on the hood of her Honda Civic..
  • The boss was confused when one of his most reliable employees didn’t show up for work.
  • A man is doing 20 over the speed limit on the highway when a cop pulls him over.
  • Accent misjudged
  • The speeding biker
  • My boss told me to have a good day…
  • Came up with this one while sitting in traffic: What’s a whiskey drinkers favorite car?
  • What do you call a cow with no legs?
  • An older couple were lying in bed one night.
  • At dinner, little Timmy was asked by his father to lead the prayer.
  • A joke I made up in third grade: How does a skunk protect himself from danger?
  • Captain Kirk. Peter Pan. Lestat De Lioncourt. Miss Marple. Don Draper. The Three Little Pigs. Robin Hood. Daffy Duck. Optimus Prime. Bilbo Baggins. Count Dracula. Han Solo. Jack and Diane. Elmo. Pikachu. Jean Valjean. Snow White.
  • A joke for reddit
  • A husband and wife were celebrating their 50th anniversary.
  • I said to the doctor “That haemorrhoid cream you prescribed for me is causing some unpleasant reactions”.
  • A woman hits a chicken as it’s crossing the road.
  • A 50yo Woman Goes in for Cancer Surgery
  • “Son, I found a condom in your room.”
  • Interviewer: “How much amount of milk does your cow produce?”. Farmer: “Which one, black one or white one?”
  • MENSA has started administering a new type of test that scans your social media posts determine your functional IQ.
  • A woman cheats on her husband
  • Hello, you have reached the Men’s Help Line, my name is Bob. How can I help you?
  • A man rubs a magic lamp, and a genie appears.
  • A Guy Meets An Actor
  • Frank and the Chili Cook off
  • On his first day at work, an apprentice butcher was ordered to chop up some rabbit carcasses for display in the shop window.
  • Why did the condom fly across the room?
  • When I was a boy, my mother wore a mood ring. When she was in a good mood it turned blue
  • “Pain” denotes the ache an Englishman feels
  • A Bishop, a Pope and Mother Superior are standing at the gates of Heaven.
  • I wanted to be a CEO
  • I was asked (in front of my girlfriend) what I would have done in the position of the CEO at the Coldplay concert. I said I’d never be in that situation!
  • On the news today it said they’ve unearthed a sarcophagus in Egypt filled with chocolate and nuts

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