And then it hit me Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version of the frisbee joke, titled appropriately: Joke Poo: The Landfill I was volunteering at the landfill last weekend, sorting through recyclables,…
Category: Dog
I caught my wife blowing Bubbles at the kids birthday party
I'm never hiring that clown again Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version: Joke Poo: I caught my dog blowing bubbles at the kids’ birthday party. I’m never buying him that bubble machine…
I got a motorcycle for my wife last week.
Best. Trade. Ever! Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” of your motorcycle joke: Joke Poo: I Got a New Robot Vacuum I got my dog a robot vacuum for his…
New Year’s Eve 1961
Karen is getting ready to go on a date, when Ralph stops by to pick her up, but she’s not ready yet, so he sits in the living room with Karen’s father…
Steal a man’s wallet and he’ll be poor for a day.
But teach him to play an instrument and he’ll be poor for the rest of his life. Okay, here’s my attempt: Joke Poo: Steal a Dog’s Ball Steal a dog’s ball and…
I finally understand Flat-Earth logic.
They're just plane idiots. Joke Poo: I finally understand why my dog keeps eating books about string theory. He’s just trying to chew on some higher dimensions. Alright, let’s dissect this delightfully…
A farmer buys a young rooster to replace his old one.
The young rooster struts in and says, “All these hens are mine now, old man.” The old rooster smirks, “Maybe so… but tradition says the new rooster must prove himself. We wrestle,…
Why are cannibals rarely caught?
Because the evidence is a load of shit Okay, here’s a new joke playing off the original “cannibals” joke, titled “Joke Poo,” aiming for a similar comedic structure and twist: Joke Poo…
A man who was in court for stealing a bag took just 3 minutes to get sentenced
It was a briefcase Okay, here’s a new joke riffing on the original, titled “Joke Poo”: Joke Poo A dog was brought before the judge for repeatedly using the neighbor’s lawn as…
I asked my wife if I’m the only one she’s ever been with.
She said, “Yes. The others were all nines and tens.” Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on your original, titled “Joke Poo”: Joke Poo I asked my dog if…