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I was at the park the other day, and somebody had this really tiny frisbee- as I stared at this thing, it started to grow bigger and bigger,

Posted on August 29, 2025 by Joke Poo

And then it hit me Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version of the frisbee joke, titled appropriately: Joke Poo: The Landfill I was volunteering at the landfill last weekend, sorting through recyclables,…

I caught my wife blowing Bubbles at the kids birthday party

Posted on August 29, 2025 by Joke Poo

I'm never hiring that clown again Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version: Joke Poo: I caught my dog blowing bubbles at the kids’ birthday party. I’m never buying him that bubble machine…

I got a motorcycle for my wife last week.

Posted on August 28, 2025 by Joke Poo

Best. Trade. Ever! Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” of your motorcycle joke: Joke Poo: I Got a New Robot Vacuum I got my dog a robot vacuum for his…

New Year’s Eve 1961

Posted on August 27, 2025 by Joke Poo

Karen is getting ready to go on a date, when Ralph stops by to pick her up, but she’s not ready yet, so he sits in the living room with Karen’s father…

Steal a man’s wallet and he’ll be poor for a day.

Posted on August 27, 2025 by Joke Poo

But teach him to play an instrument and he’ll be poor for the rest of his life. Okay, here’s my attempt: Joke Poo: Steal a Dog’s Ball Steal a dog’s ball and…

I finally understand Flat-Earth logic.

Posted on August 27, 2025 by Joke Poo

They're just plane idiots. Joke Poo: I finally understand why my dog keeps eating books about string theory. He’s just trying to chew on some higher dimensions. Alright, let’s dissect this delightfully…

A farmer buys a young rooster to replace his old one.

Posted on August 26, 2025 by Joke Poo

The young rooster struts in and says, “All these hens are mine now, old man.” The old rooster smirks, “Maybe so… but tradition says the new rooster must prove himself. We wrestle,…

Why are cannibals rarely caught?

Posted on August 26, 2025 by Joke Poo

Because the evidence is a load of shit Okay, here’s a new joke playing off the original “cannibals” joke, titled “Joke Poo,” aiming for a similar comedic structure and twist: Joke Poo…

A man who was in court for stealing a bag took just 3 minutes to get sentenced

Posted on August 26, 2025 by Joke Poo

It was a briefcase Okay, here’s a new joke riffing on the original, titled “Joke Poo”: Joke Poo A dog was brought before the judge for repeatedly using the neighbor’s lawn as…

I asked my wife if I’m the only one she’s ever been with.

Posted on August 26, 2025 by Joke Poo

She said, “Yes. The others were all nines and tens.” Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on your original, titled “Joke Poo”: Joke Poo I asked my dog if…

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Todays SH1T Jokes

  • A penguin was driving through a small town when his car broke down…
  • Not all construction tasks are equally enjoyable.
  • In a carpenter’s workshop, one apprentice makes a bet that he can recognize any type of wood just by its smell. They blindfold him and hand him the first board… the apprentice smells it confidently and says: “Oak!”
  • I was admitted into the hospital and as I settled into my bed, I overheard my “roommate” using the speakerphone to order breakfast from the cafeteria
  • My mom went on vacation to Florida
  • School year is like pregnancy.
  • A man visits his lawyer
  • A duck walks into a bar and orders a beer.
  • Election results are like group project grades
  • A librarian is having a discussion with a cobra…
  • Job interview question: Why ask for a high salary with no experience?
  • The other day I needed to pay a visit to a public toilet
  • A man doesn’t come home from work Friday, instead he spends the whole weekend out fishing with his buddies.
  • A hunter walks into a pub and says that he is the greatest hunter, he can recognize any game animal by its fur, and if they show him the wound, he can even tell which weapon killed it in exchange for a drink.
  • Guy : Doctor, my Girlfriend is pregnant but we always use protection and the rubber never broke. How is it possible?
  • (An original joke best read aloud) My friend got a job as one of those sushi girls. Y’know, where guys eat sushi off her naked.
  • What did the ghost of the Redditor say when looking at it’s own corpse?
  • What’s yellow and really hurts if it gets in your eye?
  • What a nice couple, how long have you been married?
  • Three cougars
  • Why did the BYU student come inside?
  • Reminder: terrorist jokes are tasteless and unfunny
  • Would make a joke about fencing
  • Possums are from the south
  • Did you know they just ruled dad jokes to be unconstitutional?
  • Boudreaux goes to the doctor
  • I called off work today when I saw the date
  • I hate people who take drugs
  • A very pregnant lady boarded a bus and noticed a young man smiling at her.
  • A gynecologist noticed his new patient was a little nervous.
  • The only two white actors in Black Panther are Martin Freeman, who played Bilbo Baggins, and Andy Serkis who played Gollum.
  • San Francisco, 1895. A man on the outskirts of town hires a cab driver to ride to the train station. No one wants to go that far, but one driver agrees.
  • A wife leaned into her husband and purred, “Have you ever seen twenty dollars all crumpled up?”
  • I promised my son…
  • Jogger sees fire
  • A salesman, Computer engineer and a system programmer
  • General Secretary Khrushchev and President Nixon met and started boasting about the greatness of their countries.
  • An American walks into a bar & orders a beer
  • A farmer’s son joins reddit and finds the r/Jokes subreddit
  • My Wife Always Gives 100% Sound Advice
  • A Caveman and a bear walk into a bar
  • I wrote a song about being naked.
  • Girlfriend needs a seat!
  • I’m So Old…
  • I’m surprised there’s not a lawn company called Paradise City…
  • A careless captain let his ship go adrift, and it crashed into the harbor.
  • I’m not saying that modern life has ruined our kids……
  • A plane is flying to Toronto when a blonde in economy moves up and sits in first class.
  • A high-powered attorney ended up in the hospital for a few days – and let’s just say, he was not the ideal patient.
  • The Cowboy and the Horse Thieves

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