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Category: Dog

Yo mama so clumsy

Posted on July 11, 2025 by Joke Poo

She tripped over a wireless network Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version based on your original “Yo mama so clumsy” joke, titled appropriately: Joke Poo: My dog is so technologically inept, He…

A man doesn’t know the meaning of true happiness until he gets married.

Posted on July 11, 2025 by Joke Poo

And then it's too late. Joke Poo: A dog doesn’t know the meaning of true contentment until he finds the perfect fire hydrant. And then it’s marked by every other dog on…

Omar Epps moved nextdoor to Chris Hemsworth.

Posted on July 11, 2025 by Joke Poo

Initially they didn't talk much, but after a little time they started having family get-togethers. They became good friends for a while, even going so far as to have little decoration challenges…

A Proctologist Goes To The Grocery

Posted on July 10, 2025 by Joke Poo

… as he's looking over produce a familiar female voice calls out "Hey Dr. Jones." To his embarrassment, Dr. Jones stammers a bit unable to recall how he knows who this woman…

Why did the fat emu feel left out?

Posted on July 10, 2025 by Joke Poo

Because he was ostrich-sized. (Copyright my son and me) Original Joke: Why did the fat emu feel left out? Because he was ostrich-sized. Joke Poo: Why did the shy cloud feel ashamed?…

I told my girlfriend she should embrace her mistakes…..

Posted on July 9, 2025 by Joke Poo

She gave me a hug Joke Poo: I told my dog he should bury his mistakes….. He dug up the neighbor’s prize-winning roses. Okay, let’s dissect this joke: Original Joke Breakdown: Setup:…

I worked on that “old” joke from earlier and I also read a lot of the comments, and so I came up with this. I was hoping it that it was a little funnier to read.:

Posted on July 9, 2025 by Joke Poo

There were two girls named Patty who worked at a bank, Patty Green and Patty Black, so naturally everyone called them by their full names. One day, Keith Richard's son came in…

Did you hear about the guy who ejaculated for four hours straight?

Posted on July 8, 2025 by Joke Poo

He should have expected it though. It was a long time coming. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo,” riffing on your original: Title: Joke Poo Did you hear about the…

A dog goes to a Western Union office to send a telegram

Posted on July 7, 2025 by Joke Poo

The clerk asks the dog what to put in the telegram and the dog says, "bark bark bark woof bark bark woof woof woof." The clerk tells the dog, "you're paying by…

Lie detecting robot

Posted on July 7, 2025 by Joke Poo

A father buys a lie detector robot that slaps people when they lie. He decides to test it out at dinner one night. The father asks his son what he did that…

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Todays SH1T Jokes

  • Claustrophobia is the fear of closed spaces
  • A man leaves the wild animal vet clinic with a small bag.
  • I tried to teach my cat how to file taxes.
  • I have the heart of a lion, And the eye of a tiger
  • “I’d like to see your lunch menu”, I told the waiter
  • I accidentally spilled a bottle of glue all over my vacation itinerary.
  • So after 35 years of marriage, a husband and wife went to see a therapist.
  • The Madam opened the brothel door in New York
  • The teacher asked little Johnny if he knew his numbers.
  • I just found out my wife has a twin sister.
  • Jesus and the old man…
  • What do you call a paper airplane that doesn’t fly?
  • A Wife Asks a Question to Her Husband
  • I bought a pack of biscuits, on the side it said, “Eat me big boy.”
  • What is a wok?
  • Racism exists in the oceanographic community.
  • Why are you right handed?
  • How does Lightning McQueen masturbate?
  • I recently found out they don’t have the real Mona Lisa in the Louvre
  • I saw a woman wearing short shorts that had a NASCAR logo.
  • A redneck had just been served in a Las Vegas cocktail lounge
  • An engineer wakes up in hell and thinks to himself. I’ve been a good person. I shouldn’t be here.
  • Two teenage church-goers get married.
  • As I walked into work this morning my colleague said, “Dave, you look like shit.”
  • A guy picks up a woman at a bar. After a couple of drinks they go to his place…
  • My girlfriend tried to make me have sex on the hood of her Honda Civic..
  • The boss was confused when one of his most reliable employees didn’t show up for work.
  • A man is doing 20 over the speed limit on the highway when a cop pulls him over.
  • Accent misjudged
  • The speeding biker
  • My boss told me to have a good day…
  • Came up with this one while sitting in traffic: What’s a whiskey drinkers favorite car?
  • What do you call a cow with no legs?
  • An older couple were lying in bed one night.
  • At dinner, little Timmy was asked by his father to lead the prayer.
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  • A joke for reddit
  • A husband and wife were celebrating their 50th anniversary.
  • I said to the doctor “That haemorrhoid cream you prescribed for me is causing some unpleasant reactions”.
  • A woman hits a chicken as it’s crossing the road.
  • A 50yo Woman Goes in for Cancer Surgery
  • “Son, I found a condom in your room.”
  • Interviewer: “How much amount of milk does your cow produce?”. Farmer: “Which one, black one or white one?”
  • MENSA has started administering a new type of test that scans your social media posts determine your functional IQ.
  • A woman cheats on her husband
  • Hello, you have reached the Men’s Help Line, my name is Bob. How can I help you?
  • A man rubs a magic lamp, and a genie appears.
  • A Guy Meets An Actor
  • Frank and the Chili Cook off

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