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After a few weeks of trying, my wife just told me she’s pregnant.

Posted on August 26, 2025 by Joke Poo

She has the worst stutter ever. Okay, here’s a new joke titled “Joke Poo,” riffing on the original with a similar structure and twist: Joke Poo After a few months of intense…

What’s it called when a gay guy is staring at you?

Posted on August 25, 2025 by Joke Poo

A gaze Okay, here’s a “Joke Poo” based on your original: Joke Poo: What’s it called when your dog won’t stop staring at you while you’re on the toilet? A potty gaze….

A guy and his dog walk into a bar

Posted on August 25, 2025 by Joke Poo

The bartender says, “Hey, we don’t allow dogs in here.” The guy tells him, “This is no ordinary dog. This dog can TALK!” The bartender rolls his eyes, so the man says,…

My 4-year-old daughter is taking Spanish lessons and still doesn’t know how to say “please”.

Posted on August 25, 2025 by Joke Poo

That's poor for four Okay, here’s a “Joke Poo” version of that joke, titled as requested: Joke Poo: My Son the Dog Trainer My 4-year-old son is training golden retrievers, and he…

My wife just texted me saying “I wish you were here.”

Posted on August 24, 2025 by Joke Poo

As she's walking through a cemetery. Original Joke: My wife just texted me saying “I wish you were here.” As she’s walking through a cemetery. Joke Poo: My Dog My dog just…

A man and woman are having dinner in a restaurant.

Posted on August 24, 2025 by Joke Poo

A waitress notices the man slowly sliding down his chair until he disappears under the table. The woman, however, looks completely unconcerned! Concerned, the waitress whispers to her, “Pardon me, ma’am, but…

What do you call your eastern European friend who is about to beat you at chess?

Posted on August 24, 2025 by Joke Poo

Czech mate Joke Poo: What do you call a dog breeder who’s just about to win a dog show? Top Dog Alright, let’s break down this chess joke. Joke Dissection: Setup: “What…

My wife insisted she loved fishing when we started dating, now all she wants to do is play with her Nintendo

Posted on August 24, 2025 by Joke Poo

Talk about bait and switch Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on your fishing joke: Joke Poo: My Dog Insisted My dog insisted he loved chasing squirrels when we…

My flat-earther friend decided to walk to the edge of the earth to prove it was flat

Posted on August 24, 2025 by Joke Poo

In the end he came around. Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo,” riffing on the flat-earther joke: Title: Joke Poo My dog, convinced the backyard was a vast, boundless desert, decided to bury…

There’s a traveling salesman who loves to play poker. Every town he visits, he tries to find a game.

Posted on August 24, 2025 by Joke Poo

One night he's led to the back of a saloon, and seated among the locals is a German Shepherd. The salesman is surprised to see a dog at a poker table, but…

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Todays SH1T Jokes

  • A guy walks in a store looking to buy some beer
  • One afternoon, a teenage couple was on a hike in the woods.
  • Wish me luck, everyone! I have to meet with some people working at my bank in a few minutes. If all goes well I’ll pay off every debt I have, and still have enough to retire early.
  • A penguin was driving through a small town when his car broke down…
  • Not all construction tasks are equally enjoyable.
  • In a carpenter’s workshop, one apprentice makes a bet that he can recognize any type of wood just by its smell. They blindfold him and hand him the first board… the apprentice smells it confidently and says: “Oak!”
  • I was admitted into the hospital and as I settled into my bed, I overheard my “roommate” using the speakerphone to order breakfast from the cafeteria
  • My mom went on vacation to Florida
  • School year is like pregnancy.
  • A man visits his lawyer
  • A duck walks into a bar and orders a beer.
  • Election results are like group project grades
  • A librarian is having a discussion with a cobra…
  • Job interview question: Why ask for a high salary with no experience?
  • The other day I needed to pay a visit to a public toilet
  • A man doesn’t come home from work Friday, instead he spends the whole weekend out fishing with his buddies.
  • A hunter walks into a pub and says that he is the greatest hunter, he can recognize any game animal by its fur, and if they show him the wound, he can even tell which weapon killed it in exchange for a drink.
  • Guy : Doctor, my Girlfriend is pregnant but we always use protection and the rubber never broke. How is it possible?
  • (An original joke best read aloud) My friend got a job as one of those sushi girls. Y’know, where guys eat sushi off her naked.
  • What did the ghost of the Redditor say when looking at it’s own corpse?
  • What’s yellow and really hurts if it gets in your eye?
  • What a nice couple, how long have you been married?
  • Three cougars
  • Why did the BYU student come inside?
  • Reminder: terrorist jokes are tasteless and unfunny
  • Would make a joke about fencing
  • Possums are from the south
  • Did you know they just ruled dad jokes to be unconstitutional?
  • Boudreaux goes to the doctor
  • I called off work today when I saw the date
  • I hate people who take drugs
  • A very pregnant lady boarded a bus and noticed a young man smiling at her.
  • A gynecologist noticed his new patient was a little nervous.
  • The only two white actors in Black Panther are Martin Freeman, who played Bilbo Baggins, and Andy Serkis who played Gollum.
  • San Francisco, 1895. A man on the outskirts of town hires a cab driver to ride to the train station. No one wants to go that far, but one driver agrees.
  • A wife leaned into her husband and purred, “Have you ever seen twenty dollars all crumpled up?”
  • I promised my son…
  • Jogger sees fire
  • A salesman, Computer engineer and a system programmer
  • General Secretary Khrushchev and President Nixon met and started boasting about the greatness of their countries.
  • An American walks into a bar & orders a beer
  • A farmer’s son joins reddit and finds the r/Jokes subreddit
  • My Wife Always Gives 100% Sound Advice
  • A Caveman and a bear walk into a bar
  • I wrote a song about being naked.
  • Girlfriend needs a seat!
  • I’m So Old…
  • I’m surprised there’s not a lawn company called Paradise City…
  • A careless captain let his ship go adrift, and it crashed into the harbor.
  • I’m not saying that modern life has ruined our kids……

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