She has the worst stutter ever. Okay, here’s a new joke titled “Joke Poo,” riffing on the original with a similar structure and twist: Joke Poo After a few months of intense…
Category: Dog
What’s it called when a gay guy is staring at you?
A gaze Okay, here’s a “Joke Poo” based on your original: Joke Poo: What’s it called when your dog won’t stop staring at you while you’re on the toilet? A potty gaze….
A guy and his dog walk into a bar
The bartender says, “Hey, we don’t allow dogs in here.” The guy tells him, “This is no ordinary dog. This dog can TALK!” The bartender rolls his eyes, so the man says,…
My 4-year-old daughter is taking Spanish lessons and still doesn’t know how to say “please”.
That's poor for four Okay, here’s a “Joke Poo” version of that joke, titled as requested: Joke Poo: My Son the Dog Trainer My 4-year-old son is training golden retrievers, and he…
My wife just texted me saying “I wish you were here.”
As she's walking through a cemetery. Original Joke: My wife just texted me saying “I wish you were here.” As she’s walking through a cemetery. Joke Poo: My Dog My dog just…
A man and woman are having dinner in a restaurant.
A waitress notices the man slowly sliding down his chair until he disappears under the table. The woman, however, looks completely unconcerned! Concerned, the waitress whispers to her, “Pardon me, ma’am, but…
What do you call your eastern European friend who is about to beat you at chess?
Czech mate Joke Poo: What do you call a dog breeder who’s just about to win a dog show? Top Dog Alright, let’s break down this chess joke. Joke Dissection: Setup: “What…
My wife insisted she loved fishing when we started dating, now all she wants to do is play with her Nintendo
Talk about bait and switch Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on your fishing joke: Joke Poo: My Dog Insisted My dog insisted he loved chasing squirrels when we…
My flat-earther friend decided to walk to the edge of the earth to prove it was flat
In the end he came around. Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo,” riffing on the flat-earther joke: Title: Joke Poo My dog, convinced the backyard was a vast, boundless desert, decided to bury…
There’s a traveling salesman who loves to play poker. Every town he visits, he tries to find a game.
One night he's led to the back of a saloon, and seated among the locals is a German Shepherd. The salesman is surprised to see a dog at a poker table, but…