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There’s a traveling salesman who loves to play poker. Every town he visits, he tries to find a game.

Posted on August 24, 2025 by Joke Poo

One night he's led to the back of a saloon, and seated among the locals is a German Shepherd. The salesman is surprised to see a dog at a poker table, but…

During gym class, the school psychologist is observing the children’s behavior while they play soccer.

Posted on August 23, 2025 by Joke Poo

He goes up to a boy and asks: “Tell me, do you have a problem? Would you like to talk about it?” The boy stays silent. “Why aren’t you running around like…

Why do dogs love sticks?

Posted on August 23, 2025 by Joke Poo

Because they're all bark and no bite Okay, here’s the original joke: Why do dogs love sticks? Because they’re all bark and no bite. And here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo”…

“One man’s trash is another man’s treasure” is a great saying.

Posted on August 23, 2025 by Joke Poo

But it’s a horrible way to tell your kid they’re adopted… Joke Poo: “One dog’s poop is another dog’s gourmet snack.” It’s a beautiful sentiment. But it’s a terrifying way to explain…

What’s a Cannibals favorite thing to eat?

Posted on August 22, 2025 by Joke Poo

handwiches & Finger Foods Joke Poo: Original Joke: What’s a Cannibal’s favorite thing to eat? Handwiches & Finger Foods New Joke: What’s a Dog’s favorite thing to read? Tail-tales & Fetchure Articles…

The website for a plus-size horseriding apparel company was recently compromised.

Posted on August 22, 2025 by Joke Poo

It's been called one of the biggest data breeches in history. Okay, here’s my attempt: Joke Poo: The Canine Culprit The website for a company selling dog agility course equipment was recently…

I always thought it would be a pretty chill job to drive a car with an “oversized load” warning sign…

Posted on August 19, 2025 by Joke Poo

Plus you’d be doing good work. You know, keepin’ yo mama safe. Joke Poo: I always thought being a dog walker for St. Bernards would be a pretty chill job… Plus, you’d…

How does a blind skydiver know the ground is getting close?

Posted on August 18, 2025 by Joke Poo

The dog's leash is getting loose. Joke Poo: How does a deaf astronaut know the lunar module is landing? The vibrations in his dentures are getting loose. Alright, let’s break down this…

An oldie but a goodie

Posted on August 18, 2025 by Joke Poo

My father told this one to me about 40-50 years ago. God knows where he got it from. Q: How is a sheet of ruled paper like a lazy dog? A: A…

My ex got bitten by a black widow.

Posted on August 18, 2025 by Joke Poo

The spider is currently receiving treatment Okay, here’s a “Joke Poo” riffing on your black widow joke: Joke Poo: The Landfill’s Revenge My Roomba sucked up a particularly virulent pile of dog…

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Todays SH1T Jokes

  • Horse
  • Your momma’s so fat…
  • I saw a dwarf climbing down a rope from a prison rooftop.
  • A Jewish woman came to her rabi, visibly upset.
  • Teacher asks Billy a math question
  • I find people can be so judgemental these days….
  • The butcher shop
  • September is Alzheimer’s awareness month
  • I saw a bison in the gym doing a workout the other day….
  • A mummy covered in chocolate and nuts has been discovered in Egypt.
  • Mexican Mayonnaise
  • I hate charging my electric car.
  • One day I called home and my kid answered. I asked where’s mom?
  • An old man comes to confession and says to the priest:
  • A Knock Knock Joke
  • What’s common between a testicular joke and testicular cancer?
  • A guy walks in a store looking to buy some beer
  • One afternoon, a teenage couple was on a hike in the woods.
  • Wish me luck, everyone! I have to meet with some people working at my bank in a few minutes. If all goes well I’ll pay off every debt I have, and still have enough to retire early.
  • A penguin was driving through a small town when his car broke down…
  • Not all construction tasks are equally enjoyable.
  • In a carpenter’s workshop, one apprentice makes a bet that he can recognize any type of wood just by its smell. They blindfold him and hand him the first board… the apprentice smells it confidently and says: “Oak!”
  • I was admitted into the hospital and as I settled into my bed, I overheard my “roommate” using the speakerphone to order breakfast from the cafeteria
  • My mom went on vacation to Florida
  • School year is like pregnancy.
  • A man visits his lawyer
  • A duck walks into a bar and orders a beer.
  • Election results are like group project grades
  • A librarian is having a discussion with a cobra…
  • Job interview question: Why ask for a high salary with no experience?
  • The other day I needed to pay a visit to a public toilet
  • A man doesn’t come home from work Friday, instead he spends the whole weekend out fishing with his buddies.
  • A hunter walks into a pub and says that he is the greatest hunter, he can recognize any game animal by its fur, and if they show him the wound, he can even tell which weapon killed it in exchange for a drink.
  • Guy : Doctor, my Girlfriend is pregnant but we always use protection and the rubber never broke. How is it possible?
  • (An original joke best read aloud) My friend got a job as one of those sushi girls. Y’know, where guys eat sushi off her naked.
  • What did the ghost of the Redditor say when looking at it’s own corpse?
  • What’s yellow and really hurts if it gets in your eye?
  • What a nice couple, how long have you been married?
  • Three cougars
  • Why did the BYU student come inside?
  • Reminder: terrorist jokes are tasteless and unfunny
  • Would make a joke about fencing
  • Possums are from the south
  • Did you know they just ruled dad jokes to be unconstitutional?
  • Boudreaux goes to the doctor
  • I called off work today when I saw the date
  • I hate people who take drugs
  • A very pregnant lady boarded a bus and noticed a young man smiling at her.
  • A gynecologist noticed his new patient was a little nervous.
  • The only two white actors in Black Panther are Martin Freeman, who played Bilbo Baggins, and Andy Serkis who played Gollum.

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