One night he's led to the back of a saloon, and seated among the locals is a German Shepherd. The salesman is surprised to see a dog at a poker table, but…
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During gym class, the school psychologist is observing the children’s behavior while they play soccer.
He goes up to a boy and asks: “Tell me, do you have a problem? Would you like to talk about it?” The boy stays silent. “Why aren’t you running around like…
Why do dogs love sticks?
Because they're all bark and no bite Okay, here’s the original joke: Why do dogs love sticks? Because they’re all bark and no bite. And here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo”…
“One man’s trash is another man’s treasure” is a great saying.
But it’s a horrible way to tell your kid they’re adopted… Joke Poo: “One dog’s poop is another dog’s gourmet snack.” It’s a beautiful sentiment. But it’s a terrifying way to explain…
What’s a Cannibals favorite thing to eat?
handwiches & Finger Foods Joke Poo: Original Joke: What’s a Cannibal’s favorite thing to eat? Handwiches & Finger Foods New Joke: What’s a Dog’s favorite thing to read? Tail-tales & Fetchure Articles…
The website for a plus-size horseriding apparel company was recently compromised.
It's been called one of the biggest data breeches in history. Okay, here’s my attempt: Joke Poo: The Canine Culprit The website for a company selling dog agility course equipment was recently…
I always thought it would be a pretty chill job to drive a car with an “oversized load” warning sign…
Plus you’d be doing good work. You know, keepin’ yo mama safe. Joke Poo: I always thought being a dog walker for St. Bernards would be a pretty chill job… Plus, you’d…
How does a blind skydiver know the ground is getting close?
The dog's leash is getting loose. Joke Poo: How does a deaf astronaut know the lunar module is landing? The vibrations in his dentures are getting loose. Alright, let’s break down this…
An oldie but a goodie
My father told this one to me about 40-50 years ago. God knows where he got it from. Q: How is a sheet of ruled paper like a lazy dog? A: A…
My ex got bitten by a black widow.
The spider is currently receiving treatment Okay, here’s a “Joke Poo” riffing on your black widow joke: Joke Poo: The Landfill’s Revenge My Roomba sucked up a particularly virulent pile of dog…