Apparently, catching me right below my landing area wasn't a good choice. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on your skydiving joke, aiming for a similar structure and twist:…
Category: Dog
I asked my wife if the cup was half empty or half full…
She told me to stop wearing her bra. Okay, here’s a new joke, “Joke Poo,” inspired by the original: Joke Poo: I asked my dog if his food bowl was half empty…
My girlfriend told me that I don’t understand her.
I have no idea what she's talking about. Okay, here’s a “Joke Poo” inspired by your original: Joke Poo: My Dog’s Complaint My dog told me that I don’t understand him. He…
I’m uneasy about my relationship with a Nascar driver.
Not sure I can be friends with a racist. Joke Poo: I’m having trouble dating a professional dog walker. I’m just not sure I can handle all the crap they bring home….
I went to the zoo but they only had one animal there, a small dog.
It was a shit zoo Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on the original joke, keeping a similar structure and trying for a related comedic twist: Joke Poo: I…
What size of clothes do chubby sled dogs wear?
Husky. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” version of the sled dog joke: Joke Poo: What kind of shoes do constipated caterpillars wear? … Loafers. Okay, let’s break down the…
A man at the dog park recently asked me if I wanted to pet his cocker spaniel
I was weirded out at first, but eventually chose the spaniel Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” version: Joke Poo: The Accountant’s Audit An auditor at the IRS recently asked…
Baby care
Found a manual on baby care and promptly gave it to my wife… she said – it’s all good, I think you’ve grown enough. Okay, here’s a new joke titled “Joke Poo”…
Wife texts her Husband who is at work
Wife texts her Husband who is at work: Wife: “Honey, don’t forget to buy bread on your way home. Oh, and… your girlfriend Elizabeth says hi.” Husband: “Who’s Elizabeth?” Wife: “Nobody. Just…
What does a toddler kitchen thief consider himself to be?
A whisk taker. Joke Poo: What does a dog chef stealing ingredients from the counter think he is? A biscuit taker. Okay, let’s analyze this joke: Joke Breakdown: Setup: “What does a…