Her dog came in heat and she was concerned about keeping it and her other male dog separated. But she had a large house and believed that she could keep the two…
Category: Dog
A CEO asks his team to compose an environmental report
Employee: Sir, our studies show that your company contributes to only 1% of the world's pollution. CEO: One percent? That's huge! We need to do something. Hell, if I lost 1% of…
My wife
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. Okay, here’s a joke titled “Joke Poo” that plays on the original eyebrow joke’s structure, focusing on a…
Escaping the pretzel hold
Johnny Smith dedicated his entire life to wrestling. From high school hero to undefeated NCAA champ, no one is surprised when he is chosen to represent USA in the Olympics. But before…
When you go a funeral be careful not to say “If there’s anything you need, don’t hesitate to ask”…
Now I’m stuck mowing the back 40 And taking his weights to the basement And rebuilding the transmission on his car Okay, here’s a joke inspired by the original, aiming for a…
A guy walks into a bar with a talking dog. He bets $100 the dog can answer questions.
“What’s on top of a house?” — “Roof!” “How does sandpaper feel?” — “Rough!” “Who’s the greatest baseball player?” — “Ruth!” The bartender kicks them out. Outside, the dog looks at the…
I tried to teach my dog to cook
But all he could manage was a rouxxxxx! Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” of the dog cooking joke: Title: Joke Poo I tried to teach my garden gnome to…
I should have known my girlfriend was a communist.
There were so many red flags. Okay, here’s a new joke riffing on the “red flags” punchline, titled “Joke Poo”: Joke Poo I should have known my dog was a philosopher. There…
When I got married…
we discussed whether or not my wife would change her name. She really wasn’t that keen on the idea but…I don’t know…I just really wanted her to have my old girlfriend’s name….
My Wife says it’s disgusting to piss in the bath….
I suppose I should wait until she gets out. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on your given joke: Joke Poo: My Dog Says My dog says it’s disgusting…