Lots of alcohol the night before Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version of that joke: Joke Poo: What’s Good for a Creative Block? A whole lot of bad ideas the day before!…
Category: Dog
A blind man walks into a bar
He also walks into a table and chairs Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on your original: Joke Poo: A Sleepwalking Dentist A sleepwalking dentist walks into a patient’s…
My girlfriend wanted me to have a mustache. I wasn’t thrilled with the idea…
but it's growing on me. Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version, riffing on the original: Joke Poo: My Dog’s Opinion My dog insisted I get him a sweater. I thought it was…
Outjerked by TSA Agent
TSA flagged me for a belt, pulled me aside and started to give me a backhanded pat down to the goods. I look over at my wife and say “This better not…
My wife texted me a selfie of herself in a new dress. She asked if it made her look fat. I texted back Noo…
My phone autocorrected it to Moo. I now don't know what to do Original Joke: My wife texted me a selfie of herself in a new dress. She asked if it made…
Unusual Family Values
A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day, their passions overcame them in the office and they took off for her house. Sent to me by someone calling…
Big deal.
Two guys are walking down the street. The first one says, “Yesterday I ran into someone I hadn’t seen in almost 30 years!” The second one replies, “Big deal. Last week I…
Tight shoes
A man walks into a high-end shoe store and points straight at a sleek, expensive pair. “I want those,” he says. “Excellent choice,” says the salesman. “They’re $600. What size are you?”…
Who was most surprised by Jeffrey Epstein’s suicide?
Jeffrey Epstein. Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version, riffing on the original: Joke Poo: The Dog’s Dilemma What’s the dog’s biggest fear when playing dead? …That his owner won’t realize he’s pretending…
At the end of my prostate exam, Doctor leaves and while I get dressed
A nurse comes in and says "You should have told desk about your friend, visitors are not allowed" Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version of the prostate exam joke, titled accordingly: Joke…