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Whats good for a hangover??

Posted on August 6, 2025 by Joke Poo

Lots of alcohol the night before Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version of that joke: Joke Poo: What’s Good for a Creative Block? A whole lot of bad ideas the day before!…

A blind man walks into a bar

Posted on August 5, 2025 by Joke Poo

He also walks into a table and chairs Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on your original: Joke Poo: A Sleepwalking Dentist A sleepwalking dentist walks into a patient’s…

My girlfriend wanted me to have a mustache. I wasn’t thrilled with the idea…

Posted on August 5, 2025 by Joke Poo

but it's growing on me. Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version, riffing on the original: Joke Poo: My Dog’s Opinion My dog insisted I get him a sweater. I thought it was…

Outjerked by TSA Agent

Posted on August 4, 2025 by Joke Poo

TSA flagged me for a belt, pulled me aside and started to give me a backhanded pat down to the goods. I look over at my wife and say “This better not…

My wife texted me a selfie of herself in a new dress. She asked if it made her look fat. I texted back Noo…

Posted on August 4, 2025 by Joke Poo

My phone autocorrected it to Moo. I now don't know what to do Original Joke: My wife texted me a selfie of herself in a new dress. She asked if it made…

Unusual Family Values

Posted on August 3, 2025 by Joke Poo

A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day, their passions overcame them in the office and they took off for her house. Sent to me by someone calling…

Big deal.

Posted on August 2, 2025 by Joke Poo

Two guys are walking down the street. The first one says, “Yesterday I ran into someone I hadn’t seen in almost 30 years!” The second one replies, “Big deal. Last week I…

Tight shoes

Posted on August 2, 2025 by Joke Poo

A man walks into a high-end shoe store and points straight at a sleek, expensive pair. “I want those,” he says. “Excellent choice,” says the salesman. “They’re $600. What size are you?”…

Who was most surprised by Jeffrey Epstein’s suicide?

Posted on August 1, 2025 by Joke Poo

Jeffrey Epstein. Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version, riffing on the original: Joke Poo: The Dog’s Dilemma What’s the dog’s biggest fear when playing dead? …That his owner won’t realize he’s pretending…

At the end of my prostate exam, Doctor leaves and while I get dressed

Posted on August 1, 2025 by Joke Poo

A nurse comes in and says "You should have told desk about your friend, visitors are not allowed" Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version of the prostate exam joke, titled accordingly: Joke…

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Todays SH1T Jokes

  • What’s the difference between a guy at a gay bar, a Type 2 diabetic, and a job applicant at a construction site?
  • Patient goes to doctor for test results.
  • A farmer was selling apple seeds that were supposed to make you smarter.
  • A man walks into a bar and orders a whiskey. He takes it outside to enjoy on the bench.
  • Two old friends run into each other on the street.
  • The burley gates of heaven
  • Did you hear about the price of chimneys these days?!
  • The Captain’s Red Shirt
  • Little Johnny’s neighbor
  • Horse
  • Your momma’s so fat…
  • I saw a dwarf climbing down a rope from a prison rooftop.
  • A Jewish woman came to her rabi, visibly upset.
  • Teacher asks Billy a math question
  • I find people can be so judgemental these days….
  • The butcher shop
  • September is Alzheimer’s awareness month
  • I saw a bison in the gym doing a workout the other day….
  • A mummy covered in chocolate and nuts has been discovered in Egypt.
  • Mexican Mayonnaise
  • I hate charging my electric car.
  • One day I called home and my kid answered. I asked where’s mom?
  • An old man comes to confession and says to the priest:
  • A Knock Knock Joke
  • What’s common between a testicular joke and testicular cancer?
  • A guy walks in a store looking to buy some beer
  • One afternoon, a teenage couple was on a hike in the woods.
  • Wish me luck, everyone! I have to meet with some people working at my bank in a few minutes. If all goes well I’ll pay off every debt I have, and still have enough to retire early.
  • A penguin was driving through a small town when his car broke down…
  • Not all construction tasks are equally enjoyable.
  • In a carpenter’s workshop, one apprentice makes a bet that he can recognize any type of wood just by its smell. They blindfold him and hand him the first board… the apprentice smells it confidently and says: “Oak!”
  • I was admitted into the hospital and as I settled into my bed, I overheard my “roommate” using the speakerphone to order breakfast from the cafeteria
  • My mom went on vacation to Florida
  • School year is like pregnancy.
  • A man visits his lawyer
  • A duck walks into a bar and orders a beer.
  • Election results are like group project grades
  • A librarian is having a discussion with a cobra…
  • Job interview question: Why ask for a high salary with no experience?
  • The other day I needed to pay a visit to a public toilet
  • A man doesn’t come home from work Friday, instead he spends the whole weekend out fishing with his buddies.
  • A hunter walks into a pub and says that he is the greatest hunter, he can recognize any game animal by its fur, and if they show him the wound, he can even tell which weapon killed it in exchange for a drink.
  • Guy : Doctor, my Girlfriend is pregnant but we always use protection and the rubber never broke. How is it possible?
  • (An original joke best read aloud) My friend got a job as one of those sushi girls. Y’know, where guys eat sushi off her naked.
  • What did the ghost of the Redditor say when looking at it’s own corpse?
  • What’s yellow and really hurts if it gets in your eye?
  • What a nice couple, how long have you been married?
  • Three cougars
  • Why did the BYU student come inside?
  • Reminder: terrorist jokes are tasteless and unfunny

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