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Doing the Laundry (true story)

Posted on June 5, 2025 by Joke Poo

My wife and I take turns doing the laundry. We separate light from colors, cold from warm wash, all that, like most people do.

I had put some laundry in and had retired to the bathroom.

My wife noticed the laundry was in progress and wanted to add to it if the clothes were appropriate for the wash I had going. I did not know this, of course.

All I knew was that there was a knock on the bathroom door while I was doing my business. I heard my wife ask:

"Honey, are you working on a warm, dark load?"

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My husband and I alternate weeks baking for the school bake sale. We’re meticulous – gluten-free brownies separate from the regular ones, vegan cupcakes marked clearly, all that, just like everyone else does.

I had just popped a batch of cookies in the oven and wandered into the garden.

My husband noticed the oven was on and figured he’d add his contribution if it matched the baking I was doing. I had no idea, of course.

All I knew was I was happily pruning roses when I heard him yell from the back door:

"Honey, are you working on a warm, chocolatey batch?"

Alright, let’s get our detergent and dive into this joke!

Joke Dissection:

  • Core Concept: Misunderstanding/double entendre arising from the phrase "warm, dark load." What is intended to be a laundry-related question sounds like a euphemism for something else, given the context of being in the bathroom.
  • Setup: Establishes the normal chore routine. Then the wife’s question creates a moment ripe for misinterpretation. The humor comes from the jarring contrast between the mundane laundry task and the suggestive phrasing when taken out of context.
  • Punchline: The wife’s seemingly innocent question, "Honey, are you working on a warm, dark load?" is the punchline, relying on the shock value and the mental image conjured by the double meaning, especially given the setting.
  • Humor Type: Situational irony (wife thinks she is asking about laundry) combined with a mild sexual innuendo. The humor relies on the listener filling in the missing piece – the suggestive interpretation.

Key Elements:

  • Laundry: The banal task around which the entire joke revolves.
  • Double Entendre: The crucial element enabling the humor. The phrase "warm, dark load" is key.
  • Context: The bathroom setting is vital to maximize the double entendre.
  • Innocence: The wife’s presumed innocent intent makes the joke funnier.

Comedic Enrichment – New Joke/Observation:

Given that a crucial part of this joke involves laundry, the color of the load, and the surprise element, let’s capitalize on that. Here’s a new joke:

Why did the detective arrest the washing machine?

Because it was running a dark and cold case!

Explanation:

This joke capitalizes on the laundry joke with the following elements:

  • It plays on the color element. The original joke contained the element of a dark load (as in colors). Here we reference a "dark case" as in a criminal investigation.
  • The cold element is also in the original joke with a reference to cold/warm washing. The joke also says a cold case, again referencing criminal cases.
  • It ties into themes of surprise in the original joke. The set-up of the joke creates a sense of surprise and makes the punchline unexpected.

Hope you appreciate the comedic enrichment!

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