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Every morning at 7:00 AM sharp, I get woken up by a crow making a racket right outside my bedroom window

Posted on September 27, 2025 by Joke Poo

Is this caws for alarm?

Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” of that crow joke, titled “Joke Poo: Unexpected Delivery”:

Joke Poo: Unexpected Delivery

Every morning at 6:00 AM sharp, I get woken up by a UPS driver practicing opera scales right outside my apartment building.

Is this cause for arias?

Alright, let’s break down this joke and crow-ate (see what I did there?) something new.

Analysis:

  • Premise: A person is woken up daily at a specific time by a crow outside their window. This sets up a common, relatable annoyance.
  • Punchline: The pun “Is this caws for alarm?” cleverly replaces “cause” with “caws,” the sound a crow makes.
  • Humor Type: Pun, situational irony (annoyance turning into wordplay). The humor relies on the listener recognizing the similar sounds and the unexpected shift in meaning.

Key Elements:

  1. Crow: The central figure of annoyance and the source of the pun.
  2. Alarm (implied): The disruption of sleep, the need for concern.
  3. 7:00 AM: Specific and early time emphasizing the disruption.

Now, let’s crow-bar in some new humor! (Okay, last crow pun, I promise… maybe.)

Option 1: “Did You Know?” Style Observation

Did you know that crows can recognize human faces and hold grudges? So, waking up to a crow cawing at 7 AM isn’t just annoying; it’s probably personal. Maybe you stole his parking spot last Tuesday. Also, “caws for alarm” probably translates to “pay the worm tax, human!” in crow.

Why this works:

  • Leverages the fact that crows are intelligent and can remember things.
  • Elevates the humor by implying a personal vendetta from the crow.
  • Adds a touch of absurdism with the “worm tax” translation.

Option 2: New Joke Format

A guy calls animal control, frantic. “There’s a crow outside my window, screaming every morning at 7 AM! It’s driving me crazy!”

The operator says, “Okay, sir, can you describe the crow?”

The guy replies, “Well, it’s got black feathers, a beady eye… and apparently, a very strong legal claim because it keeps yelling ‘Caws for alarm! Caws for alarm!'”

Why this works:

  • It uses the familiar setup of a frustrated person calling for help.
  • It turns the pun into an in-universe event, implying the crow is literally stating legal grounds for alarm.
  • It builds on the absurdity of the original pun by giving it a new context.

Option 3: Witty Observation

You know you’re in trouble when the thing waking you up at 7 AM has better lawyer jokes than you do. “Caws for alarm”? My alarm clock just plays generic beeping sounds. I feel completely out-punned.

Why this works:

  • This takes a more self-deprecating approach, contrasting the elaborate crow pun with the mundane beeping of an alarm clock.
  • Highlights the unexpected cleverness of the joke in the face of typical morning annoyance.
  • Humorously focuses on the inferiority of the narrator’s joke quality.

By analyzing the original joke and playing with its elements – crow behavior, the concept of “alarm,” and the specific timing – we can create fresh humorous material that builds upon and enhances the original pun. The key is to either provide factual context that makes the situation even funnier, or extend the original pun in a more absurd and creative direction.

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