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Finally got evaluated for a Reddit addiction.

Posted on June 25, 2025 by Joke Poo

Doctor came in and said, “I’ve got good Snoos and I’ve got bad Snoos.”

This is a terrible joke I’m sorry.

Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" based on your Reddit addiction joke:

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Doctor came in and said, "I’ve got good Boxes and I’ve got bad Boxes."

This is also probably a terrible joke. Sorry.

Alright, let’s break down this Reddit addiction joke, which, while admittedly self-deprecating, has some potential!

Joke Dissection:

  • Setup: The premise is a medical evaluation for Reddit addiction. This immediately sets a relatable stage for anyone familiar with the platform.
  • Punchline: "I’ve got good Snoos and I’ve got bad Snoos." This is a pun based on "good news" and "bad news," replacing "news" with "Snoos," which refers to the Reddit alien mascot.
  • Humor Type: The humor is derived from:
    • Pun: A play on words.
    • Self-awareness: The joke acknowledges its own shortcomings ("This is a terrible joke I’m sorry"), adding a layer of ironic humor.
    • Relatability: Many people spend an inordinate amount of time on Reddit, so the setup resonates.

Key Elements for Enrichment:

  1. Reddit Addiction: The core theme.
  2. Snoo: The Reddit alien mascot.
  3. Medical Professional: Doctor delivering the "news."
  4. Pun: "Good Snoos, Bad Snoos"

Humorous Enrichment:

Let’s try a "Did You Know?" style addition that enhances the joke:

"Did you know? The official name of the Reddit alien is Snoo, and its design is intentionally ambiguous. It’s meant to be genderless, raceless, and even speechless, encouraging users to project their own identities onto the platform. However, research has shown that prolonged exposure to Snoo… can result in the inability to distinguish real news from cat videos with existential captions. That’s the ‘bad Snoos’ the doctor was referring to."

Another Take – New Joke:

I tried to explain Reddit addiction to my therapist. He looked at me, sighed, and said, "Alright, let’s unpack this karma situation. First, tell me about your upvotes and downvotes… or as I like to call them, healthy validation and existential dread."

Why this works:

  • It builds on the medical professional aspect, imagining a therapist trying to understand the Reddit ecosystem.
  • It uses Reddit-specific jargon ("upvotes," "downvotes," "karma") and reinterprets them through a therapeutic lens, creating a humorous juxtaposition.
  • It maintains the self-aware tone by highlighting the often-unhealthy aspects of online validation.

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