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Financial Planning

Posted on July 7, 2025 by Joke Poo

Dan was a single guy living at home with his father, and working in the family business. When he found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father died, he decided he needed to find a wife with whom to share his fortune.

One evening, at an investment meeting, he spotted the most beautiful woman he had ever seen. Her natural beauty took his breath away.

"I may look like an ordinary guy," he said to her, "but in just a few years, my father will die and I will inherit $200 million."

Impressed, the woman asked for his business card. Three days later, she became his stepmother.

Women are so much better at financial planning than men.

Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” version of the financial planning joke, titled appropriately:

Joke Poo: Software Support

Brenda was a junior developer working from home, living with her extremely tech-illiterate mother. Brenda knew that when her mother finally upgraded her ancient computer (or, you know, passed on), Brenda would inherit a house full of valuable antiques. She decided she needed to find someone to help her navigate the estate and eventual move.

One morning, while troubleshooting a particularly stubborn bug on a client call, she heard the smooth, confident voice of the senior tech lead on the other end.

“I might sound like I’m just fixing your printer issues,” she whispered to him during a silent hold, “but when my mother inevitably gets a virus she can’t recover from, I’ll inherit a whole Victorian mansion.”

Intrigued, the tech lead asked Brenda for her Github profile. Three days later, he was hired as Brenda’s mother’s personal tech support.

Tech leads are always thinking several steps ahead.

Alright, let’s analyze this joke!

Deconstruction:

  • Setup: A financially insecure man (Dan) seeks a wife based solely on his future inheritance. He’s transparently motivated by money.
  • Punchline: The woman, rather than marrying Dan, marries his father, thereby gaining the inheritance directly and immediately. The final line is presented as a sarcastic commentary on women’s financial acumen.
  • Humor Type: Situational irony, reversal, and a touch of sexism (played for comedic effect). The humor comes from the unexpected outcome and the satirical commentary on gender roles and financial pragmatism.

Key Elements to Play On:

  • Inheritance: Large sums of money changing hands upon death.
  • Gold Digging: Marrying for financial gain.
  • Step-Parent Dynamics: The awkwardness and potential for conflict in step-family relationships.
  • Financial Planning: The core subject matter, often perceived as dry but essential.

Comedic Enrichment: Witty Observation

Here’s a satirical observation, incorporating some of the elements above:

“You know, they say women are better at financial planning than men. And, statistically speaking, a woman’s return on investment for marrying a father instead of his son is roughly equivalent to shorting GameStop at its peak. High risk, extremely high reward, and you might anger a lot of Reddit users along the way.”

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