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Four workers from the coal mine went to an Open Mic night at the local bar.

Posted on October 11, 2025 by Joke Poo

They didn't have any instruments, so a pianist offered to help out. But the pianist didn't know the song they wanted to sing. So the guys said, "It's okay – we can sing a-cappella."

The bartender overheard, and told them, "Sorry, boys, that's against the rules."

"What rule?"

"Unaccompanied miners are strictly prohibited."

Joke Poo: Data Entry

Four interns from the AI training data center went to a Poetry Slam at the community center.

They didn’t have any props or visual aids, so a graphic designer offered to create something to project behind them. But the graphic designer didn’t know the specific style they wanted. So the interns said, “It’s okay – we can perform from memory.”

The event coordinator overheard and told them, “Sorry, folks, that’s against the rules.”

“What rule?”

“Uncited sources are strictly prohibited.”

Alright, let’s dig into this joke.

Joke Dissection:

  • Setup: Four coal miners at an open mic night need musical accompaniment.
  • Twist: They offer to sing a cappella, which sounds like “a couple of miners.”
  • Punchline: The bartender misunderstands, enforcing a rule about “unaccompanied miners,” creating a pun.
  • Humor Source: The humor relies entirely on the pun. It’s situational (at a bar), and plays on homophones (words that sound alike but have different meanings/spellings). The unexpected rule adds to the silliness.

Key Elements:

  • Coal Miners: Represent hard work, a blue-collar profession, often depicted as rugged and perhaps a bit “rough around the edges.”
  • A Cappella: A musical term with a specific meaning (singing without instruments), easily confused with a similar-sounding phrase.
  • Bar: A place for socializing, entertainment, and where misunderstandings (fueled by alcohol or loud music) are common.
  • Pun: The entire joke rests on this linguistic trick.

Comedic Enrichment/New Humor Generation:

Let’s leverage the “coal miners” element, and the idea of unexpected regulations, using some actual mining facts.

New Observation/Joke:

  • Headline: “New Safety Regulation at Local Coal Mine Raises Eyebrows”
  • Story: “In an effort to improve worker safety, the Blackrock Coal Mine announced a new rule this week: No miners are allowed to use vibrato. ‘We’ve analyzed the seismic activity,’ explained a mine spokesperson, ‘and we’ve determined that excessive vocal oscillations can destabilize the coal seams. It’s a risk we simply can’t afford. So, from now on, all singing must be absolutely a cappella… no shaky vocals allowed.'”

Explanation of Enrichment:

  • We took the “a cappella” element and the “miners” element.
  • We introduced a new layer of absurdity by creating a hyper-specific, nonsensical safety regulation.
  • The humor derives from the idea of a company overreacting to a perceived risk with a ridiculous solution.
  • The scientific-sounding explanation parodies corporate jargon and risk management.
  • It plays on the inherent dangers of mining (seismic activity), but in a ludicrous way.

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