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Girlfriend asked if she was fat so I proved my love in the most literal way

Posted on September 12, 2025 by Joke Poo

One day I was sitting on the sofa with my girlfriend and she asked, "Honey, do you think I am fat?"
I said, "Of course not, you are perfect."
She asked, "Will you carry me to the bedroom?"
I felt a shiver run down my spine and replied, "To prove how much I love you, today I am bringing the bed into the living room."

Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on the provided joke, titled “Homework Help”:

Title: Homework Help

One evening, my son was slumped at the kitchen table, clearly struggling with his math homework. He sighed, “Dad, is this stuff ever going to be useful in real life?”

I said, “Of course it is, son. It’s essential.”

He challenged, “Oh yeah? Prove it. Help me with this problem.”

I felt a wave of dread wash over me and replied, “To prove how important math is, today I’m bringing the calculator into the shower with me.”

Alright, let’s dissect this joke!

Key Elements:

  1. The Setup: Girlfriend’s insecurity about her weight and seeking reassurance. This is a classic relationship dynamic.
  2. The Misunderstanding: The girlfriend wants a symbolic gesture of affection and strength (being carried).
  3. The Literal Interpretation: The boyfriend takes the request literally, avoiding physical exertion and the potential “fat” confirmation by moving the bed instead.
  4. The Comedic Device: It’s a play on words and expectations, hinging on the boyfriend’s calculated, albeit ridiculous, attempt to navigate a sensitive situation. It highlights the difference between what’s said and what’s truly meant (or feared).

Now, let’s enrich this with some humor:

New Joke:

My girlfriend asked if I thought she was gaining weight, so I told her she was like a fine wine. She smiled, “Oh, you think I’m getting better with age?” I replied, “No, I just think you need to be consumed in moderation.” I’m sleeping on the relocated bed tonight.

Witty Observation:

It’s amazing how quickly “I love you” translates to “structurally unsound furniture rearrangement” when weight is brought into the equation. I swear, my home improvement skills peak only when my relationship stability is at its lowest.

Amusing “Did You Know?”

Did you know the average queen-sized mattress weighs between 120-160 pounds? That’s probably less than the emotional baggage this guy is trying to avoid by moving the bed. Also, bed-moving is a leading cause of back pain, second only to answering “Do I look fat?” incorrectly.

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