My grandma told me, “Always follow your dreams.”
So I went back to bed.
She wasn’t amused. But honestly, I’ve been achieving a lot of dreams ever since.
Okay, here’s a joke riffing on the “Grandma’s Advice” joke, titled “Joke Poo”:
Joke Poo: The Dog’s Dilemma
My dog’s life coach told him, “Always follow your instincts.”
So he circled five times and then pooped on the neighbor’s lawn.
The life coach wasn’t thrilled. But honestly, my dog’s been experiencing a lot of “inner peace” ever since.
Alright, let’s dissect this sleepy joke.
Key Elements:
- Grandma’s Wisdom: The setup relies on the common trope of grandmothers dispensing sage advice. This establishes an expectation of something motivational and proactive.
- Literal Interpretation: The protagonist takes the “follow your dreams” advice literally, interpreting “dreams” as the state of sleep and thus returning to bed.
- Contrasting Expectations: The humor arises from the clash between the grandmother’s intended meaning (pursuing ambitions) and the protagonist’s (taking a nap).
- Defiance/Justification: The punchline reveals the grandmother’s disapproval and the protagonist’s justification. The added “achieving a lot of dreams” reinforces the literal interpretation and adds a layer of playful defiance.
Analysis:
The joke is effective because it plays on a common, somewhat cliché, piece of advice. The surprise comes from the unexpected and utterly passive interpretation. The kicker is the implication that sleeping IS the achievement for this person, defying the conventional notion of “dreams.”
Comedic Enrichment:
Let’s use the sleep element to create something new:
Amusing Observation/Joke Alternative:
My grandma told me, “Follow your dreams!” I’ve been trying, but lately, my dreams have been following me. Last night, I had a dream within a dream about being chased by a giant tax form. Maybe I should follow someone else’s dreams for a while… at least until tax season is over.
Or, a “Did You Know” style enhancement:
Grandma’s advice about following your dreams might actually have a bit of scientific merit! Did you know that REM sleep, the stage where most vivid dreams occur, is crucial for memory consolidation and emotional processing? So, while grandma probably meant career aspirations, getting enough sleep really can help you “achieve” by boosting your cognitive function. Just maybe don’t tell her I said that after you call out sick.
Why it works:
- The first alternative joke builds on the original by escalating the absurdity. It acknowledges the ‘dreams’ as being actual subconscious dreams, and adds in the element of being overwhelmed by them.
- The “Did You Know” bridges the gap between the literal interpretation and a more “productive” use of sleep. It validates the protagonist’s actions while adding a factual twist. It also maintains the playful tone of the original.

