for 2 weeks now all I keep hearing in my head is that 'What's New Pussycat' song. All day long, for 2 weeks, What's New Pussycat…it's making me nuts; I think I'm going crazy.
Doctor says "I think you have Tom Jones Syndrome".
The guy says 'I've never heard of that; is it common?" and the Doctor says 'It's not unusual'
Joke Poo: Gardener’s Groove
A woman calls her Therapist… "Doc, I’m losing it! For a month now, all I can hear in my head is that ‘I Want to Break Free’ song by Queen. All day, every day, ‘I Want to Break Free’… it’s driving me bonkers; I can’t take it anymore!"
The Therapist says, "I think you might have Freddie Mercury Poisoning."
The woman says, "I’ve never heard of that! Is it serious?" and the Therapist replies, "It can be. Tell me, have you been digging a lot in the garden lately?"