Skip to content
Joke Poo
Menu
  • Home
    • The Enduring Power of a Good Joke
  • Categories
    • Totally Feckin random
    • Why Did
    • Long
    • Wife
    • Walks into a bar
    • Dog
    • Bartender
    • Husband
    • Doctor
    • Chicken
  • Privacy Policy
Menu
Joke Poo

Guy moves in next to a farm

Posted on August 4, 2025 by Joke Poo

He sees that in farmer's field, there are goats for a couple of weeks. After that, the goats are replaced with horses. Another couple of weeks go by an the horses are replaced by sheep.

He sees the farmer and asks him, "Why do you keep switching the animals in your field?"

The farmer responds, "Well, my daddy taught me that to prepare for good crops next year, the best thing is to have the soil prepared. By feeding the variety of animals you get different varieties of nitrogen, phosphorus, and potassium from their waste. By the time I plant the crop in those fields next year I should expect a good yield from the land."

The neighbor is impressed and says, "I didn't realize that."

The farmer says, "You've never heard of rotating your craps?"

Joke Poo: The Software Engineer’s Rotation

A software engineer moves into a new open-plan office space. He notices that at one desk, there’s a Python developer for a few sprints. After that, the Python dev is replaced with a Java developer. Another few sprints go by, and the Java dev is replaced by a JavaScript guru.

He sees the project manager and asks him, “Why do you keep switching the developers on that desk?”

The project manager responds, “Well, my senior architect taught me that to prepare for a successful product launch next year, the best thing is to have the legacy code massaged and reworked. By having a variety of developers with different expertise, you get different flavors of refactoring, different approaches to debugging, and different ways to introduce new bugs. By the time we actually launch, the code should be… interesting.”

The software engineer is confused and says, “I’m not sure I follow…”

The project manager says, “You’ve never heard of rotating your crap code?”

Okay, let’s dissect this joke.

Core Elements:

  • Setup: Man moves next to a farm, observes a rotating animal grazing system.
  • Misdirection: We expect a more conventional farming explanation.
  • Punchline: A pun on “rotating crops” using the word “craps” (meaning manure/waste) to create humorous incongruity.
  • Key theme: agriculture and puns.

Factual Tidbits and Interesting Connections:

  1. Soil Science: The farmer’s explanation, while simplified, has a grain of truth. Different animals do have slightly different nutrient compositions in their manure. For example, chicken manure is particularly high in nitrogen. Crop rotation is a legitimate farming practice.
  2. Nitrogen Fixation: Some plants, like legumes (peas, beans), have a symbiotic relationship with bacteria that “fix” nitrogen from the air into the soil, naturally fertilizing it.
  3. “Craps” Etymology: The word “crap,” while generally considered vulgar, has roots in Middle Dutch and Middle English words meaning “scrap,” “waste,” or “chaff.” So, its connection to manure isn’t totally random.

New Humor (Joke Expansion):

Original Joke:

Guy moves in next to a farm. He sees that in farmer’s field, there are goats for a couple of weeks. After that, the goats are replaced with horses. Another couple of weeks go by an the horses are replaced by sheep.

He sees the farmer and asks him, “Why do you keep switching the animals in your field?”

The farmer responds, “Well, my daddy taught me that to prepare for good crops next year, the best thing is to have the soil prepared. By feeding the variety of animals you get different varieties of nitrogen, phosphorus, and potassium from their waste. By the time I plant the crop in those fields next year I should expect a good yield from the land.”

The neighbor is impressed and says, “I didn’t realize that.”

The farmer says, “You’ve never heard of rotating your craps?”

Expanded Joke with a Punchier Setup:

A city-slicker moves to the countryside and is utterly bewildered by his neighbor’s farming practices. First, it’s goats grazing in the field. Then, horses. Then, sheep. Finally, he can’t take it anymore. He approaches the farmer.

“I gotta ask,” he says. “What’s with all the animals? Are you running some kind of petting zoo with a revolving door?”

The farmer explains, “Well, my daddy taught me that to prepare for good crops next year, the best thing is to have the soil prepared. By feeding the variety of animals you get different varieties of nitrogen, phosphorus, and potassium from their waste. By the time I plant the crop in those fields next year I should expect a good yield from the land.”

The neighbor, looking impressed but still confused, says, “So, it’s like… a manure buffet for the soil?”

The farmer, winking, says, “Exactly! You’ve never heard of rotating your craps?”

Why this is an Improvement (Arguable, of course!):

  • Stronger Character: The “city-slicker” setup creates more comedic contrast.
  • Enhanced Dialogue: The back-and-forth adds pace and humor. The line, “So, it’s like… a manure buffet for the soil?” serves as a good lead up to the final punchline.

The original joke is decent, but a little bland in its delivery. It relies solely on the pun. Adding some character and a slightly more humorous setup, gives the joke a bit more zest.

Todays SH1T Jokes

  • A penguin was driving through a small town when his car broke down…
  • Not all construction tasks are equally enjoyable.
  • In a carpenter’s workshop, one apprentice makes a bet that he can recognize any type of wood just by its smell. They blindfold him and hand him the first board… the apprentice smells it confidently and says: “Oak!”
  • I was admitted into the hospital and as I settled into my bed, I overheard my “roommate” using the speakerphone to order breakfast from the cafeteria
  • My mom went on vacation to Florida
  • School year is like pregnancy.
  • A man visits his lawyer
  • A duck walks into a bar and orders a beer.
  • Election results are like group project grades
  • A librarian is having a discussion with a cobra…
  • Job interview question: Why ask for a high salary with no experience?
  • The other day I needed to pay a visit to a public toilet
  • A man doesn’t come home from work Friday, instead he spends the whole weekend out fishing with his buddies.
  • A hunter walks into a pub and says that he is the greatest hunter, he can recognize any game animal by its fur, and if they show him the wound, he can even tell which weapon killed it in exchange for a drink.
  • Guy : Doctor, my Girlfriend is pregnant but we always use protection and the rubber never broke. How is it possible?
  • (An original joke best read aloud) My friend got a job as one of those sushi girls. Y’know, where guys eat sushi off her naked.
  • What did the ghost of the Redditor say when looking at it’s own corpse?
  • What’s yellow and really hurts if it gets in your eye?
  • What a nice couple, how long have you been married?
  • Three cougars
  • Why did the BYU student come inside?
  • Reminder: terrorist jokes are tasteless and unfunny
  • Would make a joke about fencing
  • Possums are from the south
  • Did you know they just ruled dad jokes to be unconstitutional?
  • Boudreaux goes to the doctor
  • I called off work today when I saw the date
  • I hate people who take drugs
  • A very pregnant lady boarded a bus and noticed a young man smiling at her.
  • A gynecologist noticed his new patient was a little nervous.
  • The only two white actors in Black Panther are Martin Freeman, who played Bilbo Baggins, and Andy Serkis who played Gollum.
  • San Francisco, 1895. A man on the outskirts of town hires a cab driver to ride to the train station. No one wants to go that far, but one driver agrees.
  • A wife leaned into her husband and purred, “Have you ever seen twenty dollars all crumpled up?”
  • I promised my son…
  • Jogger sees fire
  • A salesman, Computer engineer and a system programmer
  • General Secretary Khrushchev and President Nixon met and started boasting about the greatness of their countries.
  • An American walks into a bar & orders a beer
  • A farmer’s son joins reddit and finds the r/Jokes subreddit
  • My Wife Always Gives 100% Sound Advice
  • A Caveman and a bear walk into a bar
  • I wrote a song about being naked.
  • Girlfriend needs a seat!
  • I’m So Old…
  • I’m surprised there’s not a lawn company called Paradise City…
  • A careless captain let his ship go adrift, and it crashed into the harbor.
  • I’m not saying that modern life has ruined our kids……
  • A plane is flying to Toronto when a blonde in economy moves up and sits in first class.
  • A high-powered attorney ended up in the hospital for a few days – and let’s just say, he was not the ideal patient.
  • The Cowboy and the Horse Thieves

Categories

  • "Walks into a bar"
  • Bartender
  • Blonde
  • Chicken
  • Dirty
  • Doctor
  • Dog
  • Heaven
  • Husband
  • Irishman
  • Knock Knock
  • Knock-Knock Joke
  • Lawyer
  • Lightbulb
  • Long
  • Mother-in-law
  • Politician
  • Priest
  • Religion
  • Totally Feckin random
  • Walks into a bar
  • What's the difference
  • Why Did
  • Wife
©2025 Joke Poo | Design: Newspaperly WordPress Theme