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Guy walks in to the E.R and says: “Doctor I’m shrinking!”

Posted on July 19, 2025 by Joke Poo

The doctor says: "ok you're just going to have to be a little patient."

Okay, here’s my attempt:

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A farmer runs into the Agricultural Research Center, frantic. “Doctor, my compost heap…it’s disappearing!”

The head researcher adjusts his glasses and sighs, “Well, you’re just going to have to let it decompose.”

Okay, let’s break down this joke:

Original Joke Deconstruction:

  • Setup: Guy walks into an ER claiming he’s shrinking. This establishes a bizarre and absurd situation.
  • Punchline: The doctor says, “ok you’re just going to have to be a little patient.”
  • Humor Mechanism: This is a classic pun. The word “patient” is used with a double meaning:
    • Referring to the guy as a “patient” seeking medical help.
    • Playing on the need for the guy to be “patient” in the sense of waiting. The absurdity of the situation is heightened because, presumably, the shrinking man doesn’t want to wait, he wants immediate help to stop shrinking!

Key Elements Identified:

  • Shrinking: The central absurd element.
  • E.R. (Emergency Room): Setting expectation of immediate, decisive action.
  • Doctor: Authority figure expected to solve the problem.
  • Pun/Wordplay: “Patient” as a dual-meaning word.

Comedic Enrichment & New Humor Generation:

Let’s focus on the “shrinking” aspect and its possible implications.

Tidbit: The concept of shrinking has captivated imaginations for years. Think of Alice in Wonderland or Marvel Comics’ Ant-Man. One scientific “shrinking” concept relevant to people is aging, where bone density loss and spinal compression can lead to a slight height reduction (around 1 inch from 30 to 70).

New Joke/Observation:

“I saw a guy in the ER claiming he was shrinking. The doctor, without missing a beat, said, ‘Well, at least you’ll save money on socks.’ I thought that was insensitive, until the guy replied, ‘No, actually, my feet are staying the same size… it’s very uncomfortable!'”

Explanation of New Humor:

  • It takes the original premise (shrinking man in ER) as the starting point.
  • It builds on the doctor’s flippant attitude, amplifying it with a joke about saving money on socks.
  • The punchline reveals a further, more disturbing absurdity: only his body is shrinking, while his feet remain the same size. This escalates the weirdness and discomfort, making the situation even more absurdly funny.

Another example using the Tidbit provided.

“Guy walks into the ER saying he’s shrinking. Doctor says, “Have you tried standing up straighter? We lose about an inch between 30 and 70 you know… mostly the result of decades ignoring your mother’s advice.” The guy says, “Doctor, I’m 22!” Doctor replies, “Alright, alright. Then it’s probably just the existential dread setting in early.”

Explanation of New Humor:

  • Uses the factual “shrinking with age” tidbit to add a layer of realism.
  • Contrasts that with the patient’s young age for a more absurd misunderstanding.
  • Adds a layer of unexpected dark humor with the “existential dread” diagnosis.

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