Guys eyesight starts failing and he goes to the doctor

Okay, here’s my "Joke Poo" version:

Joke Poo: The Promotion

A programmer’s coding skills start declining rapidly. He goes to his manager, worried.

The manager reviews the code and says, "I have good news and bad news…"

The programmer says, "Lay the good news on me first."

The manager says… "You’re getting a new position: Manager of Documentation."

Alright, let’s break down this joke and then inject some comedic vitamins.

Joke Dissection:

• Premise: A man’s eyesight is failing.
• Setup: He visits a doctor who has good and bad news. The man chooses to hear the good news first.
• Punchline: "You’re getting a new dog."
• Humor Mechanism: The humor lies in the incongruity and unexpected twist. We expect medical solutions for failing eyesight (glasses, surgery), but the good news is a canine companion, implying a guide dog is needed. The absurdity is heightened by the phrase "you’re getting a new dog" which could also be said to someone who wants a new dog, not someone needs a new dog.

Key Elements:

• Eyesight/Vision: The medical aspect, the sense of sight.
• Doctor/Medical Setting: The context of healthcare and diagnosis.
• Dog (Guide Dog Implied): The unexpected solution/consequence.
• Good News/Bad News Trope: A classic setup for a humorous reveal.

Comedic Enrichment:

Let’s use a "Did You Know?" approach, adding a layer of absurdity playing on the ‘guide dog’ angle:

Did you know?

The average guide dog, upon learning its human’s vision is failing, secretly starts practicing parallel parking years in advance. They’ve even formed a union – "Canine Chauffeurs Local 3: Barking Drivers of America" – demanding hazard pay for navigating aggressive squirrels and rogue Roomba vacuums. Their dental plan is ruff, though.