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Have you heard that Medieval Times is starting a vegetarian restaurant?

Posted on September 18, 2025 by Joke Poo

It's called Joust Salad!

Original Joke:

Have you heard that Medieval Times is starting a vegetarian restaurant?

It’s called Joust Salad!

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Okay, let’s break down this joke and see what comedic gold we can refine!

Joke Deconstruction:

  • Setup: “Have you heard that Medieval Times is starting a vegetarian restaurant?”
    • Key Elements: Medieval Times (dinner theater concept), Vegetarian Restaurant (modern dining trend)
    • Conflict/Premise: The setup creates an incongruity. Medieval Times is traditionally associated with meat-heavy feasts, so a vegetarian option is unexpected.
  • Punchline: “It’s called Joust Salad!”
    • Key Element: “Joust” (a staple of Medieval Times shows) + “Salad” (a common vegetarian dish)
    • Humor Mechanism: Pun/Wordplay. The punchline relies on the similar sound of “just” and “joust” to create a humorous combination of the two concepts. The humor comes from the unexpected yet fitting name, connecting the medieval theme with the vegetarian offering.

Analysis Summary:

The joke’s effectiveness hinges on the contrast between Medieval Times’ carnivore-centric image and the health-conscious concept of vegetarianism. The pun reinforces this contrast in a lighthearted way.

Comedic Enrichment & New Humor:

Now, let’s leverage some interesting facts and insights to build on this joke:

Tidbit 1: The History of Salad

  • Salad wasn’t always about greens and vegetables. The word “salad” comes from the Latin “herba salata,” meaning “salted herbs.” Early salads often consisted of simple greens dressed with oil, vinegar, and salt. So a medieval salad actually checks out.

Tidbit 2: What People Ate in Medieval Times

  • While meat was certainly a status symbol and commonly eaten by the nobility, the majority of the population (peasants) relied heavily on grains, vegetables, and legumes. They did eat meat when available, but it wasn’t an everyday occurrence. This turns the expectation of all meat on its head.

New Joke/Observation Ideas:

  1. Meta-Joke Expansion:

    “I heard Medieval Times is going vegetarian and opening ‘Joust Salad’. But what’s REALLY authentic is that the peasants get the salads, while the knights get the roast boar… because some things never change. And also, I heard that to prepare their salad dressings, they’ll catapult the vinaigrette from 50 paces onto your salad.”

  2. Reversed Expectations:

    “Medieval Times went too far the other way. They started a vegan restaurant…where the vegetables joust each other for your attention. All the beetroots are yelling ‘Huzzah!'”

  3. Did you know?

    “Did you know that while we imagine Medieval Times feasts as all-meat extravaganzas, peasants were actually more likely to eat ‘pottage,’ a thick stew of vegetables and grains? So ‘Joust Salad’ is actually more historically accurate than a rack of ribs. The only thing inaccurate is that you actually get to chose what’s in it”

  4. Situational Comedy:

    “I just ate at ‘Joust Salad’ and my only complaint is that they kept yelling “For Honor!” every time they brought out a new ingredient. Also, I’m pretty sure the croutons were used as ammunition at some point”

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