"Honey, I want you to go to the bank and withdraw everything from my checking and saving accounts. All $5 million. Then take the cash, put it in a sack, and put…
Category: Heaven
A Reporters Dream Interview
As a reporter, I was given a dream assignment. I would be the first reporter to interview the newly elected Pope Leo. When I was ushered into the Holy Father’s sitting room,…
A Recent Case…
A man dies and finds himself at the gates of heaven, where Saint Peter is waiting for him. “Well, my son! You weren’t exactly a good man during your life. Can you…
A 20 year old man goes to the doctors and asks if there’s a way he can live forever.
Doctor; "do you drink?" Man; "No.' Doctor; "Do you smoke?" Man; "No." Doctor; "Do you take drugs?" Man; "No." Doctor; "Are you sexually active?" Man; "No.' Doctor; "Well why the fuck do…
There is a special place
A stingy old man was determined to prove wrong the old saying, “You can’t take it with you when you die.” After much thought, he finally figured out how to take at…
A politician dies and ends up at pearly gates.
Saint Peter says, we have a new policy for people in your profession. You get to spend one day in heaven and one day in hell, after which you get to decide…
A calvinist walks into a bar
A man walks into a bar and greets another man. They are talking and one man says that he is a calvinist. The other punches him in the face repeatedly. The first…
A man goes to hell
A man dies and gets sent to hell. The devil welcomes him and takes him on the usual tour. They come to one door and look in. This place is filled with…
A priest, a pastor, an imam, and a rabbi are playing poker.
Suddenly, the police burst in, and they quickly hide the cards and chips. Suspiciously, a police officer tells them that they had recieved a tip about illegal gambling happening on the property….
A politician dies and get to choose between heaven and hell
Politician dies and is given the choice between going to Heaven or Hell, but first he is given a tour of both places. The tour of Heaven goes as expected, it's all…