He petitions a demon who checks and say yeah it was a mistake but tough luck, you're here now. So the engineer makes the best of it, installing a light rail system…
Category: Heaven
A 50yo Woman Goes in for Cancer Surgery
On the table, she begins to pray, "Dear Lord, please let me get through the surgery all right." She hears that voice, "Don't worry my child, you will live to be 87yo."…
A Bishop, a Pope and Mother Superior are standing at the gates of Heaven.
St. Peter welcomes the all and asks them to have a seat and wait. The three looked each other, confused. Just then a truck driver arrived. At. Peter lit up and warmly…
3 nuns are standing at the gates of heaven, St Peter says they’ll be allowed in if they can each answer a single question
He turns to the first num and asks "who was the first man on earth"? "Adam" she replies. Trumpets sound, the sky lights up, and the gates open for her to enter….
A Calvinist dies and goes to heaven.
Upon entering heaven, he sees two lines leading to the pearly gates: the free will line, and the predestination line. Naturally he goes to the predestination line. While waiting in queue, an…
Pope Innocent XII died and went to Heaven
As he passes the pearly gates, and angel asks, "Aren't you Innocent VI? He replies, "I'm not, that, Innocent." Okay, here’s my attempt at “Joke Poo,” inspired by the Pope Innocent XII…
God forgot something !
So God created heaven and earth and dropped Adam and Eve in the Garden. God comes back 4 days later. Says, "Hey guys, I forgot a couple things. Who wants to pee…
Politician dies and gets to chose between Heaven and Hell (it’s not that one)
Politician dies and is given the choice between going to Heaven or Hell, but first he is given a tour of both places. The tour of Heaven goes as expected, it's all…
A woman dies just after finding out her husband was having an affair
When she makes it to heaven, the angel at the gate asked her if she can spell "Love" before letting her in. And she does so. Eventually she earns her wings and…
Two Jerks Die and Arrive at the Pearly Gates.
St Peter checks his notes and lets them know that the chances of their being let in are slim because of their extensive history of burglary, theft, and stealing. The guys plead…