falls in love with a high-society girl from Boston, and after a short time, proposes marriage. As the oilman meets the girl's mother for the first time, it's obvious she's unimpressed. As…
Category: Heaven
3 men with different addictions died on the same day.
In heaven, Saint Peter asked what each person's vice was. Joe said "My vice was eating everything I saw!" The saint said: "You will spend 1000 years trapped in a room in…
Three men die and appear at the Pearly Gates
St. Peter says that before they can enter, they must describe the circumstances of their death. The first man says, I'm not proud of this but I was an insanely jealous man….
Three men die and are standing before the gates of heaven
The angel at the gates tells them that none of them were bad people, but not virtuous either. Therefor, all he could offer them was reincarnation. But they could not reincarnate as…
Busdriver and Priest died. What happened next?
A busdriver and a priest die, coincidentally at the same moment, independent from each other. They arrive together at Heaven’s Door. St. Peter says: ‘okay guys, let me get your details’. After…
A man and his girlfriend died and go to heaven
A man and his girlfriend die in a car accident and meet Peter at the Pearly Gates. Peter says, "Welcome to Heaven, do you have any questions?" To which the man replies,…
What can you do if your partner always smokes after sex?
For heaven’s sake, slow down and use more lube. Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" based on the original, with a similar twist-related punchline: Joke Poo: What can you do…
A widower goes to a psychic to contact his late wife. “Honey,” he says. “Are you happy?”
“Yes, my husband,” she says. Relieved, the man asks, “Are you happier than when you were with me?” “Yes, my husband,” she replies, “I’m much, much happier.” The husband smiles. “Heaven must…
Rural Indian kid Joke
A rural Indian kid goes to the city for a 3rd standard school interview, after someone notices his heaven sent talent for rote learning. The kid can't comprehend English, so the school…