Talk about out of stalk. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on your original joke: Joke Poo: Toilet Trouble I wanted to unclog my toilet, so I called a…
Category: Heaven
After 60 years of marriage, Earl and Mabel made a deal.
Whoever kicks the bucket first has to come back and let the other know if there’s sex in the afterlife. Because let’s be honest – no one wants to be stuck in…
3 guys
Killed in a car crash on Christmas Eve. St. Pete says “OK, it’s Christmas if you can make anything in your pockets relate to Christmas I’ll let you in”. First guy strikes…
St.Peter Decides He’s Accepting Only Amusing Cases To Heaven…
…as he's bored with all the people's typical deaths and wants to shake it up, just for one day. First person is at the Gates. Peter says "I'm letting you in only…
A man checked into a hotel
A man checked into a hotel. There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send a mail to his wife. He accidentally typed the wrong email address, and without…
An engineer wakes up in hell and thinks to himself. I’ve been a good person. I shouldn’t be here.
He petitions a demon who checks and say yeah it was a mistake but tough luck, you're here now. So the engineer makes the best of it, installing a light rail system…
A 50yo Woman Goes in for Cancer Surgery
On the table, she begins to pray, "Dear Lord, please let me get through the surgery all right." She hears that voice, "Don't worry my child, you will live to be 87yo."…
A Bishop, a Pope and Mother Superior are standing at the gates of Heaven.
St. Peter welcomes the all and asks them to have a seat and wait. The three looked each other, confused. Just then a truck driver arrived. At. Peter lit up and warmly…
3 nuns are standing at the gates of heaven, St Peter says they’ll be allowed in if they can each answer a single question
He turns to the first num and asks "who was the first man on earth"? "Adam" she replies. Trumpets sound, the sky lights up, and the gates open for her to enter….
A Calvinist dies and goes to heaven.
Upon entering heaven, he sees two lines leading to the pearly gates: the free will line, and the predestination line. Naturally he goes to the predestination line. While waiting in queue, an…