As he passes the pearly gates, and angel asks, "Aren't you Innocent VI? He replies, "I'm not, that, Innocent." Okay, here’s my attempt at “Joke Poo,” inspired by the Pope Innocent XII…
Category: Heaven
God forgot something !
So God created heaven and earth and dropped Adam and Eve in the Garden. God comes back 4 days later. Says, "Hey guys, I forgot a couple things. Who wants to pee…
Politician dies and gets to chose between Heaven and Hell (it’s not that one)
Politician dies and is given the choice between going to Heaven or Hell, but first he is given a tour of both places. The tour of Heaven goes as expected, it's all…
A woman dies just after finding out her husband was having an affair
When she makes it to heaven, the angel at the gate asked her if she can spell "Love" before letting her in. And she does so. Eventually she earns her wings and…
Two Jerks Die and Arrive at the Pearly Gates.
St Peter checks his notes and lets them know that the chances of their being let in are slim because of their extensive history of burglary, theft, and stealing. The guys plead…
The son of a Texas oilman
falls in love with a high-society girl from Boston, and after a short time, proposes marriage. As the oilman meets the girl's mother for the first time, it's obvious she's unimpressed. As…
3 men with different addictions died on the same day.
In heaven, Saint Peter asked what each person's vice was. Joe said "My vice was eating everything I saw!" The saint said: "You will spend 1000 years trapped in a room in…
Three men die and appear at the Pearly Gates
St. Peter says that before they can enter, they must describe the circumstances of their death. The first man says, I'm not proud of this but I was an insanely jealous man….
Three men die and are standing before the gates of heaven
The angel at the gates tells them that none of them were bad people, but not virtuous either. Therefor, all he could offer them was reincarnation. But they could not reincarnate as…
Busdriver and Priest died. What happened next?
A busdriver and a priest die, coincidentally at the same moment, independent from each other. They arrive together at Heaven’s Door. St. Peter says: ‘okay guys, let me get your details’. After…