A man and his girlfriend die in a car accident and meet Peter at the Pearly Gates. Peter says, "Welcome to Heaven, do you have any questions?" To which the man replies,…
Category: Heaven
What can you do if your partner always smokes after sex?
For heaven’s sake, slow down and use more lube. Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" based on the original, with a similar twist-related punchline: Joke Poo: What can you do…
A widower goes to a psychic to contact his late wife. “Honey,” he says. “Are you happy?”
“Yes, my husband,” she says. Relieved, the man asks, “Are you happier than when you were with me?” “Yes, my husband,” she replies, “I’m much, much happier.” The husband smiles. “Heaven must…
Rural Indian kid Joke
A rural Indian kid goes to the city for a 3rd standard school interview, after someone notices his heaven sent talent for rote learning. The kid can't comprehend English, so the school…