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How can you tell if a ghost is drunk?

Posted on October 13, 2025 by Joke Poo

It looks sheet faced.

Joke Poo:

Original Joke: How can you tell if a ghost is drunk? It looks sheet faced.

New Joke: How can you tell if a garden is drunk?

It looks planted.

Alright, let’s break down this spectral sobriety test!

Joke Deconstruction:

  • Setup: “How can you tell if a ghost is drunk?” – This establishes a question-answer format and sets the expectation for a clever answer relating to ghosts and inebriation.
  • Punchline: “It looks sheet faced.” – This is a pun, relying on the double meaning of “sheet.”
    • “Sheet” refers to the stereotypical image of a ghost draped in a white sheet.
    • “Sheet-faced” sounds like “shit-faced,” a common slang term for being very drunk.
  • Humor Mechanism: The humor is derived from the unexpected pun and the visual imagery of a ghost looking disheveled and inebriated. It’s a silly, lighthearted play on words.

Key Elements:

  • Ghosts
  • Drunkenness
  • Sheets (as in bed sheets/spectral coverings)
  • Puns

Comedic Enrichment Attempts:

Here are a few ways we can build on the joke using facts and related humor:

1. A “Did You Know?” with a Twist:

“Did you know that in Victorian spiritualist séances, mediums often used cheesecloth or muslin to create ‘ectoplasmic’ manifestations? Maybe those were just really, really drunk ghosts. I mean, imagine a cheesecloth ghost trying to hold its ethereal liquor – it’d be a brie-lliant mess!”

  • Why it works: It uses a real historical fact about ghost appearances to add a layer of pseudo-intellectual humor before subverting it with a pun.

2. A New Joke with a Related Theme:

“Why did the ghost get fired from the brewery? Because he kept bottling up his emotions… and all the beer. The manager said he was constantly spirits-ing it away after hours.”

  • Why it works: Leverages wordplay (spirits) connected with ghosts, and uses common issues with alcohol use (emotionally bottling up, sneaking alcohol).

3. Observational Humor:

“You know, the problem with drunk ghosts isn’t the sheet-faced appearance, it’s the spectral stumbling. Try navigating a maze of furniture when you’re already invisible and lacking depth perception… it’s a recipe for poltergeist pandemonium!”

  • Why it works: It builds upon the original punchline, imagining the practical implications of a drunk ghost, focusing on their potential for mischief and clumsiness.

4. An alternative punchline suggestion:

Question: How can you tell if a ghost is drunk?
Answer: It keeps telling the same scare-y story.

  • Why it works: leverages wordplay (scare-y), and uses a common trope about drunk people (telling the same story over and over).

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