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How did Michael Jackson pick his nose?

Posted on July 3, 2025 by Joke Poo

From a catalog

Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” take on the Michael Jackson joke, titled “Joke Poo”:

Joke Poo: How did a Cautious Chef Season His Soup?

From a recipe, he measured every spoon!

Alright, let’s break down this joke and see what comedic gold we can refine:

Original Joke Analysis:

  • Premise: The joke sets up the expectation of a quirky or eccentric method for a mundane action (picking one’s nose). We assume it will involve Michael Jackson’s unusual personality or lifestyle.
  • Punchline: “From a catalog” is the punchline. The humor lies in the absurdity and the unexpected juxtaposition of a celebrity’s life with the mundane act. It plays on the perception that Michael Jackson was eccentric and potentially obsessed with altering his appearance (nose jobs being a highly publicized aspect of his life).
  • Key Elements:
    • Michael Jackson: A globally recognized figure known for his music, dance, and… plastic surgery.
    • Nose: A physical feature, in this case, tied to the celebrity’s image and reputation due to widespread speculation about cosmetic enhancements.
    • Catalog: Represents consumerism, selection, and the possibility of modifying something according to one’s desires.
    • Absurdity: The core comedic engine. Picking a nose from a catalog is ludicrous and defies common sense.

Comedic Enrichment – New Joke/Observation:

Let’s play off the catalog element and Michael Jackson’s history, injecting a bit of historical absurdity:

New Joke:

Why did King Tut order his mummy wrapping instructions from a Sears catalog?

Because he heard Michael Jackson say, “You gotta catalog your look; you gotta control your narrative!”
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…And he had a feeling he’d be getting unwrapped eventually.

Explanation of the New Joke’s Humor:

  • King Tut Connection: King Tut is a historical figure known for elaborate burial rituals, including mummification. This connects to the initial joke about Michael Jackson, who was known to have a rather unusual lifestyle.
  • Catalog/ Sears: Sears was a massive catalog retailer in the mid to late 20th century and known to most as a shopping giant in America.
  • ‘Catalog’ Puns: It cleverly uses the word “catalog” as both a noun (the literal catalog) and a verb in a Michael Jackson-esque motivational phrase. The verb form is a reference to “cataloging” his facial features and image, which he allegedly changed many times.
  • Anticipation of Unwrapping: The final line adds an element of foreshadowing and absurdity. Tut anticipating his future unwrapping millennia in advance is inherently funny.

Essentially, we’ve taken the original joke’s absurdity, transplanted it to a new context (Ancient Egypt), and added a layer of wordplay to elevate the humor. We also used the idea of historical figures, as they too can be strange and have unusual habits.

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