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How do you spot a necrophiliac on Valentine’s Day?

Posted on June 23, 2025 by Joke Poo

He'll be giving flowers at the mortuary.

Okay, here’s my "Joke Poo" based on your original, aiming to keep the same kind of dark, observational humor:

Title: Joke Poo: Digital Romance

How do you spot a phisher on Valentine’s Day?

He’ll be sending out dating profiles from a Nigerian prince.

Alright, let’s dissect this morbid little gem!

Joke Dissection:

  • Core Concept: The joke plays on the taboo subject of necrophilia and juxtaposes it with the romantic holiday of Valentine’s Day.
  • Humor Mechanism: The humor derives from the unexpected and disturbing association of a romantic gesture (giving flowers on Valentine’s Day) with a place associated with death (the mortuary) in the context of a necrophiliac’s potential actions. It’s dark humor based on subversion of expectations.
  • Key Elements:
    • Necrophilia
    • Valentine’s Day
    • Flowers
    • Mortuary

Comedic Enrichment – Observation & ‘Did You Know’:

Okay, let’s take the flower element and run with it for a slightly less… stiff joke.

Observation:

"You know, sending flowers has become such a cliché on Valentine’s Day. It’s almost like sending a symbolic message of ‘I briefly considered your existence and here’s proof that a plant died for your affection. Also, I’m not creative.’"

‘Did You Know?’ – Flower Fact & Twist:

Did you know? The Victorians actually used specific flower types to send coded messages of love, grief, and even rejection. So, if your date gives you a hydrangea on Valentine’s Day, you might think they’re just being thoughtful… but in Victorian flower language, it means "heartlessness." So really, they may just lack social skills and any idea of what flowers to buy to please you.

New Joke (Playing off the Victorian Flower Language):

"Why did the necrophiliac get dumped after Valentine’s Day? He sent his date a bunch of funeral lilies… with a hidden message! Turns out, in Victorian flower language, lilies mean ‘It’s Heavenly to be with You,’ but they really should have read the rest of the Victorian Flower message. In his mind he thought his date was out of his league and wanted to make sure she knows that it’s his absolute pleasure to be in her presence. I guess the lilies did not help the message, as his date realized she’s not into guys with a love for deceased women."

Explanation of the New Jokes & Observations:

  • The initial observation uses sarcasm and relatable gripes about Valentine’s Day clichés to create a humorous connection.
  • The ‘Did You Know?’ introduces an element of historical trivia (Victorian flower language) and subverts the typical romantic notion of flowers by highlighting a negative meaning.
  • The new joke leverages both the Victorian flower language and the original joke’s premise. It adds a layer of misinterpretation and dark humor, highlighting the absurdity of using a coded language to convey a message in such an… unconventional situation. It tries to dial back the "necrophilia" by focusing on the guy’s poor social skills in trying to connect with the deceased.

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