Me, 5 years. He is getting married tomorrow. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” of the original, titled: Joke Poo: The Investment Portfolio “What a diversified portfolio! How long have…
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Three cougars
Three cougars are in the locker room of their tennis club when, without a care in the world, a man walks by completely naked with a plastic bag over his head. The…
A very pregnant lady boarded a bus and noticed a young man smiling at her.
She moved seats. His smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. By the fourth move, he burst out laughing, and she had him arrested. In court, the judge asked for…
A wife leaned into her husband and purred, “Have you ever seen twenty dollars all crumpled up?”
The husband shook his head, “Nope.” She slowly unbuttoned her blouse, reached into her lace push-up bra, and pulled out a crumpled $20 bill. He grinned. “Nice trick.” Then she teased, “Ever…
Old man MacGregor is on his deathbed, and his wife is at his side.
He says, "Sarah my bonny wife, I've a few things I need to tell you before I pass on. It's a matter of my honor, so you must remember exactly as i…
Man and wife go to urologist with unique complaint
He says doc “I know this may sound weird but my penis just keeps growing and it’s getting awkward . It’s starting to hang out my pants and I keep tripping on…
A rich man is dying, and makes a request of his wife…
"Honey, I want you to go to the bank and withdraw everything from my checking and saving accounts. All $5 million. Then take the cash, put it in a sack, and put…
The Pain of Childbirth
A husband and wife are having a discussion. Being very comparative and needing analogies, the husband asks his wife what the pain of childbirth was like for her. The wife pauses to…
A wife decides to take her husband, Dave, to a strip club for his birthday.
They arrive at the club and the doorman says, "Hey, Dave! How ya doin'?" His wife is puzzled and asks if hes been to this club before. "Oh no," says Dave. "Hes…
My wife said if I bought her one more stupid gift she would burn it.
So I bought her a candle. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on your provided joke: Joke Poo: The Librarian’s Curse My boss, a wizened librarian, warned that if…