prompting fears for his health from the wedding guests. They were afraid that the wedding night might prove fatal because he was a frail old man and she was a vivacious young…
Category: Husband
A wife left a note on the fridge:
“This isn’t working. I’m going to my mother’s.” The husband opened the fridge, saw the beer was cold, the light was on, and thought: “What the hell is she talking about? The…
An old couple had been married for 50 years.
Every single morning – like clockwork – the husband would let out a thunderous fart as he got out of bed, then laugh like a lunatic. And every single morning, his wife…
A man checked into a hotel
A man checked into a hotel. There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send a mail to his wife. He accidentally typed the wrong email address, and without…
An Amish girl riding a horse and buggy gets pulled over by a cop
"Excuse me ma'am I notice you have a broken reflector on your buggy," the cop says. "Oh sorry," she says "I'll let my husband know as soon as I get home to…
A mother was anxiously awaiting her twenty-year-old daughter’s return home from a year of overseas travel.
As the passengers came through the door into the airport arrivals lounge, the mother noticed that right behind her daughter was a man dressed in feathers with exotic markings all over his…
An elderly couple is getting ready for bed
An elderly couple is getting ready for bed. Suddenly, the husband walks in completely naked. His wife looks at him and says, “Well, what’s going on with you? Sleeping in the nude…
My missus is going to a fancy dress party tonight, she went out yesterday and hired a costume.
She said to me this morning "Wait there, I'll try it on and tell me what you think"? She came in,I looked at her and said "Wow, that's a fabulous costume, you…
A married couple were shopping in the supermarket
when the husband picked up a crate of Budweiser and put it in the trolley. “What do you think you’re doing?” asked the wife. “They’re on offer – only $25 for twelve…
So after 35 years of marriage, a husband and wife went to see a therapist.
When the therapist asked what the problem was, the wife launched into a marathon rant – neglect, no intimacy, loneliness, feeling unloved, unappreciated… You name it, she aired it. After patiently listening,…