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A ninety-five-year-old man married a twenty-three-year-old girl

Posted on July 27, 2025 by Joke Poo

prompting fears for his health from the wedding guests. They were afraid that the wedding night might prove fatal because he was a frail old man and she was a vivacious young…

A wife left a note on the fridge:

Posted on July 27, 2025 by Joke Poo

“This isn’t working. I’m going to my mother’s.” The husband opened the fridge, saw the beer was cold, the light was on, and thought: “What the hell is she talking about? The…

An old couple had been married for 50 years.

Posted on July 26, 2025 by Joke Poo

Every single morning – like clockwork – the husband would let out a thunderous fart as he got out of bed, then laugh like a lunatic. And every single morning, his wife…

A man checked into a hotel

Posted on July 25, 2025 by Joke Poo

A man checked into a hotel. There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send a mail to his wife. He accidentally typed the wrong email address, and without…

An Amish girl riding a horse and buggy gets pulled over by a cop

Posted on July 25, 2025 by Joke Poo

"Excuse me ma'am I notice you have a broken reflector on your buggy," the cop says. "Oh sorry," she says "I'll let my husband know as soon as I get home to…

A mother was anxiously awaiting her twenty-year-old daughter’s return home from a year of overseas travel.

Posted on July 25, 2025 by Joke Poo

As the passengers came through the door into the airport arrivals lounge, the mother noticed that right behind her daughter was a man dressed in feathers with exotic markings all over his…

An elderly couple is getting ready for bed

Posted on July 24, 2025 by Joke Poo

An elderly couple is getting ready for bed. Suddenly, the husband walks in completely naked. His wife looks at him and says, “Well, what’s going on with you? Sleeping in the nude…

My missus is going to a fancy dress party tonight, she went out yesterday and hired a costume.

Posted on July 23, 2025 by Joke Poo

She said to me this morning "Wait there, I'll try it on and tell me what you think"? She came in,I looked at her and said "Wow, that's a fabulous costume, you…

A married couple were shopping in the supermarket

Posted on July 23, 2025 by Joke Poo

when the husband picked up a crate of Budweiser and put it in the trolley. “What do you think you’re doing?” asked the wife. “They’re on offer – only $25 for twelve…

So after 35 years of marriage, a husband and wife went to see a therapist.

Posted on July 23, 2025 by Joke Poo

When the therapist asked what the problem was, the wife launched into a marathon rant – neglect, no intimacy, loneliness, feeling unloved, unappreciated… You name it, she aired it. After patiently listening,…

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Todays SH1T Jokes

  • A Jewish woman came to her rabi, visibly upset.
  • Teacher asks Billy a math question
  • I find people can be so judgemental these days….
  • The butcher shop
  • September is Alzheimer’s awareness month
  • I saw a bison in the gym doing a workout the other day….
  • A mummy covered in chocolate and nuts has been discovered in Egypt.
  • Mexican Mayonnaise
  • I hate charging my electric car.
  • One day I called home and my kid answered. I asked where’s mom?
  • An old man comes to confession and says to the priest:
  • A Knock Knock Joke
  • What’s common between a testicular joke and testicular cancer?
  • A guy walks in a store looking to buy some beer
  • One afternoon, a teenage couple was on a hike in the woods.
  • Wish me luck, everyone! I have to meet with some people working at my bank in a few minutes. If all goes well I’ll pay off every debt I have, and still have enough to retire early.
  • A penguin was driving through a small town when his car broke down…
  • Not all construction tasks are equally enjoyable.
  • In a carpenter’s workshop, one apprentice makes a bet that he can recognize any type of wood just by its smell. They blindfold him and hand him the first board… the apprentice smells it confidently and says: “Oak!”
  • I was admitted into the hospital and as I settled into my bed, I overheard my “roommate” using the speakerphone to order breakfast from the cafeteria
  • My mom went on vacation to Florida
  • School year is like pregnancy.
  • A man visits his lawyer
  • A duck walks into a bar and orders a beer.
  • Election results are like group project grades
  • A librarian is having a discussion with a cobra…
  • Job interview question: Why ask for a high salary with no experience?
  • The other day I needed to pay a visit to a public toilet
  • A man doesn’t come home from work Friday, instead he spends the whole weekend out fishing with his buddies.
  • A hunter walks into a pub and says that he is the greatest hunter, he can recognize any game animal by its fur, and if they show him the wound, he can even tell which weapon killed it in exchange for a drink.
  • Guy : Doctor, my Girlfriend is pregnant but we always use protection and the rubber never broke. How is it possible?
  • (An original joke best read aloud) My friend got a job as one of those sushi girls. Y’know, where guys eat sushi off her naked.
  • What did the ghost of the Redditor say when looking at it’s own corpse?
  • What’s yellow and really hurts if it gets in your eye?
  • What a nice couple, how long have you been married?
  • Three cougars
  • Why did the BYU student come inside?
  • Reminder: terrorist jokes are tasteless and unfunny
  • Would make a joke about fencing
  • Possums are from the south
  • Did you know they just ruled dad jokes to be unconstitutional?
  • Boudreaux goes to the doctor
  • I called off work today when I saw the date
  • I hate people who take drugs
  • A very pregnant lady boarded a bus and noticed a young man smiling at her.
  • A gynecologist noticed his new patient was a little nervous.
  • The only two white actors in Black Panther are Martin Freeman, who played Bilbo Baggins, and Andy Serkis who played Gollum.
  • San Francisco, 1895. A man on the outskirts of town hires a cab driver to ride to the train station. No one wants to go that far, but one driver agrees.
  • A wife leaned into her husband and purred, “Have you ever seen twenty dollars all crumpled up?”
  • I promised my son…

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