She said I go every year and she wanted to see what was so great that I kept coming back to hunt, year after year. I taught her how to operate and…
Category: Husband
A man and his wife were sitting in their living room one evening.
He said to her, "Just so you know, I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on a machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull…
In a small town there was a couple, known for being unafraid to express their love in a simple action.
A man and his wife were deeply in love, always holding hands, on the couch, on the bed, in public and in private. They expressed their feelings through this simple action for…
Prayer
The husband tells the wife that he is going to a 3-day church conference. Wife packs his bag, prepares breakfast for him and says, “Darling, let’s pray together before you leave.” Husband…
A woman is sitting at home, on the patio with her husband, drinking a glass of wine and she says, “I love you.”
He asks, "Is that you or the wine talking?" She replies, "It's me…talking to the wine." Joke Poo: The Compost Confession A gardener is kneeling in their vegetable patch, shoveling compost, when…
A widower goes to a psychic to contact his late wife. “Honey,” he says. “Are you happy?”
“Yes, my husband,” she says. Relieved, the man asks, “Are you happier than when you were with me?” “Yes, my husband,” she replies, “I’m much, much happier.” The husband smiles. “Heaven must…
Women are confusing. On my wife’s birthday, I wish her a Happy Birthday and she smiles happily at me
The following day I wish her a Happy After-birthday and she calls me a sick bastard. Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" titled "Data’s Delicate Dance": Title: Data’s Delicate Dance…
Do the laundry
Once upon a time, there was a couple. They already had kids, so whenever they wanted to have sex, they used a codeword, "Laundry," to hide it from the kids. During a…
An 89 year old woman buys herself some bright red crotchless panties.
When her husband comes home she's on sofa spread eagled only wearing her panties. "Hey old timer," she says pointing at her new panties, "Come and eat some of this!" The old…
The secret to a conflictless marriage
A man having constant marital troubles consulted his friend who never seemed to have any argument with his wife. He advised, “The secret to my peaceful marriage is this golden arrangement- I…