A man doesn’t come home one night. The next day he tells his wife that he had slept over at a friend’s house. The wife calls her husband's 10 best men friends….
Category: Husband
Jim my husband and I went into town and visited a shop.
Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting. Well, for example, the other day, Jim my husband and I went into town and visited a shop….
A woman with small boobies buys a finely carved mirror at an antique shop.
A woman with small boobies buys a finely carved mirror at an antique shop and hangs it on her bathroom door. The next morning, she playfully says,"Mirror, mirror, on my door, make…
Threesome.
My wife and I have had a long running discussion about having a threesome and I finally wore her down last week. I am really excited about it and when she gets…
When we were first married my wife had the body of a supermodel
After a few weeks convinced her to bury it. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on your original joke, titled “Compost Heap”: Title: Compost Heap My neighbor was so…
My husband and i have a secret to making our marriage last.
Twice a week we go to a nice restaurant, drink a little wine, eat nice food, and enjoy a good conversation. We really make a night of it. He goes on Tuesdays…
My wife started doing black magic on dolls. I said, “This is nonsense.”
She handed me one and said, “Whatever you do to it, you’ll feel on yourself — same force, same spot.” I punched the doll in the face. A second later, I felt…
The husband leans over and asks his wife…
The husband leans over and asks his wife, “Do you remember the first time we made whoopee, over fifty years ago? We went behind the village tavern, you leaned against the back…
Tonight, I thought my husband was acting weird.
We had plans to meet at a nice restaurant for dinner. I’d been shopping with my friends all day and figured he was upset I was running a bit late — but…
ARTI the hitman
A man walks into the pub and the barman looks at him and says "you okay John, you looked really pissed off?" "No" John replied "I've had a guts full of my…