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A woman doesn’t come home one night. The next day she tells her husband that she had slept over at a girlfriend’s house. The husband calls his wife’s 10 best friends. None of them know anything about it.

Posted on July 13, 2025 by Joke Poo

A man doesn’t come home one night. The next day he tells his wife that he had slept over at a friend’s house. The wife calls her husband's 10 best men friends….

Jim my husband and I went into town and visited a shop.

Posted on July 11, 2025 by Joke Poo

Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting. Well, for example, the other day, Jim my husband and I went into town and visited a shop….

A woman with small boobies buys a finely carved mirror at an antique shop.

Posted on July 11, 2025 by Joke Poo

A woman with small boobies buys a finely carved mirror at an antique shop and hangs it on her bathroom door. The next morning, she playfully says,"Mirror, mirror, on my door, make…

Threesome.

Posted on July 11, 2025 by Joke Poo

My wife and I have had a long running discussion about having a threesome and I finally wore her down last week. I am really excited about it and when she gets…

When we were first married my wife had the body of a supermodel

Posted on July 11, 2025 by Joke Poo

After a few weeks convinced her to bury it. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on your original joke, titled “Compost Heap”: Title: Compost Heap My neighbor was so…

My husband and i have a secret to making our marriage last.

Posted on July 10, 2025 by Joke Poo

Twice a week we go to a nice restaurant, drink a little wine, eat nice food, and enjoy a good conversation. We really make a night of it. He goes on Tuesdays…

My wife started doing black magic on dolls. I said, “This is nonsense.”

Posted on July 10, 2025 by Joke Poo

She handed me one and said, “Whatever you do to it, you’ll feel on yourself — same force, same spot.” I punched the doll in the face. A second later, I felt…

The husband leans over and asks his wife…

Posted on July 9, 2025 by Joke Poo

The husband leans over and asks his wife, “Do you remember the first time we made whoopee, over fifty years ago? We went behind the village tavern, you leaned against the back…

Tonight, I thought my husband was acting weird.

Posted on July 8, 2025 by Joke Poo

We had plans to meet at a nice restaurant for dinner. I’d been shopping with my friends all day and figured he was upset I was running a bit late — but…

ARTI the hitman

Posted on July 8, 2025 by Joke Poo

A man walks into the pub and the barman looks at him and says "you okay John, you looked really pissed off?" "No" John replied "I've had a guts full of my…

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Todays SH1T Jokes

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