The doctors pull the husband aside and say, "Your wife’s been unresponsive for months… but we’ve noticed something unusual. During sponge baths, her brain activity spikes whenever we clean… a certain area."…
Category: Husband
A husband and wife were grocery shopping.
He picks up a case of beer and puts it in the cart. “What are you doing?” asks the wife. “They’re on sale, only $10 for 24 cans,” he replies. “Put them…
My wife was complaining that the vac was making a terrible whining noise and wasn’t sucking,
"Any idea what's wrong with it?" she asked. "Yeah," I replied, "it probably got married. " I guess sleeping on the sofa today Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version, titled: Joke Poo:…
My wife always zones out when I try to talk at length about ancient civilizations.
She says I just Babylon. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on your ancient civilization joke: Joke Poo: The Potting Shed My husband always loses focus when I start…
I bought my new wife a full set of cookery subscriptions for her birthday to help her learn to cook properly.
A month later she bought me a porn movie for my birthday. Original Joke: I bought my new wife a full set of cookery subscriptions for her birthday to help her learn…
A loud pounding on the door awakened a man and his wife at 3 AM
The man got up and found a drunken stranger standing in the pouring rain, asking for a push. “Not a chance,” said the husband. “It’s 3:00 in the morning!” He slammed the…
My wife and I are a 9 to 5 couple.
She’s a 9, I’m a 5 Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo,” inspired by your original, titled “Joke Poo”: Joke Poo: My dog and I are a “retrieve” team. He…
Two married marine biologists have a competition.
They want to see which one of them can discover a new species first. After much searching, the wife finally manages to find a new species before her husband. She decides to…
A man & his wife are flying…
A man & his wife are flying in a 4-engine jumbo jet to vacation in the Bahamas. Soon after they depart the captain comes on the intercom and says "Good day ladies…
Say what you will about the South, but….
nobody ever retires and moves up North. Okay, here’s my attempt, titled “Joke Poo,” riffing on the original joke: Joke Poo: Say what you will about space exploration, but… …nobody ever successfully…