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Married couple

Posted on July 3, 2025 by Joke Poo

discussing erectile disfunction with a surgeon. "Well medication is not helping so we would have to operate. You have 3 options" "We can do reconstruction of your pubococcygeus muscle. Level 1 surgery…

I told my wife that if sex was an Olympic sport I’d win a gold medal ..

Posted on July 1, 2025 by Joke Poo

She told me she’d prefer it if I won silver. Apparently she’d prefer it if I came second for a change …. Joke Poo: The Bake-Off Bluff I told my husband that…

A man goes to a shrink and says, “Doctor, my wife is unfaithful to me.

Posted on July 1, 2025 by Joke Poo

Every evening, she goes to the bar and picks up men. In fact, she sleeps with anybody who asks her! I’m going crazy. What do you think I should do?” “Relax,” says…

Wife: This vacuum is broken, it quit sucking

Posted on June 30, 2025 by Joke Poo

Husband: It must've gotten married. Joke Poo: Original Joke: Wife: This vacuum is broken, it quit sucking. Husband: It must’ve gotten married. New Joke (Joke Poo): Therapist: My ventriloquist dummy has stopped…

A man foolishly asked his wife why she kept staring out of the window.

Posted on June 29, 2025 by Joke Poo

Taking a very deep breath she replied, "I'm really fed up with the state of Mrs Brown's blinds. Mrs Perkins' aren't much better. And that Mrs Lewis – scruffy cow. Look at…

A sticky situation.

Posted on June 28, 2025 by Joke Poo

A newlywed couple had just finished having sex one evening in their home. Both happy, the woman told her husband she would be right back and went to the bathroom to freshen…

I came back home from work one day, and was greeted by my wife wearing sexy lingerie. She handed me some lacy ties, and said in a low erotic voice: “Tie me up to bed, and do whatever you want.”

Posted on June 28, 2025 by Joke Poo

So I did… and went golfing. Joke Poo: The Bake-Off I came back home from filming Great British Bake Off one day, and was greeted by Prue Leith wearing a sequined jumpsuit….

From an elderly ladies friend group.

Posted on June 27, 2025 by Joke Poo

A doctor had a row with his wife over breakfast and his parting shots before going to the surgery was "and you’re no good in bed." After an hour or so at…

There is a medical distinction between “Guts” and “Balls”, according to the British military. We’ve heard colleagues referring to people with “Guts” or with “Balls”.

Posted on June 27, 2025 by Joke Poo

Here’s the official distinction; straight from the British Medical Journal: Volume 323; page 295. GUTS – Is arriving home late, after a night out with the lads, being met by your wife…

Sophia just got married, and being a traditional Italian, was still a virgin.

Posted on June 27, 2025 by Joke Poo

On her wedding night, while staying at her mother's house, she was nervous, but her mother reassured her. "Don't worry, Sophia. Luca's a good man. Go upstairs, and he'll take care of…

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Todays SH1T Jokes

  • I find people can be so judgemental these days….
  • The butcher shop
  • September is Alzheimer’s awareness month
  • I saw a bison in the gym doing a workout the other day….
  • A mummy covered in chocolate and nuts has been discovered in Egypt.
  • Mexican Mayonnaise
  • I hate charging my electric car.
  • One day I called home and my kid answered. I asked where’s mom?
  • An old man comes to confession and says to the priest:
  • A Knock Knock Joke
  • What’s common between a testicular joke and testicular cancer?
  • A guy walks in a store looking to buy some beer
  • One afternoon, a teenage couple was on a hike in the woods.
  • Wish me luck, everyone! I have to meet with some people working at my bank in a few minutes. If all goes well I’ll pay off every debt I have, and still have enough to retire early.
  • A penguin was driving through a small town when his car broke down…
  • Not all construction tasks are equally enjoyable.
  • In a carpenter’s workshop, one apprentice makes a bet that he can recognize any type of wood just by its smell. They blindfold him and hand him the first board… the apprentice smells it confidently and says: “Oak!”
  • I was admitted into the hospital and as I settled into my bed, I overheard my “roommate” using the speakerphone to order breakfast from the cafeteria
  • My mom went on vacation to Florida
  • School year is like pregnancy.
  • A man visits his lawyer
  • A duck walks into a bar and orders a beer.
  • Election results are like group project grades
  • A librarian is having a discussion with a cobra…
  • Job interview question: Why ask for a high salary with no experience?
  • The other day I needed to pay a visit to a public toilet
  • A man doesn’t come home from work Friday, instead he spends the whole weekend out fishing with his buddies.
  • A hunter walks into a pub and says that he is the greatest hunter, he can recognize any game animal by its fur, and if they show him the wound, he can even tell which weapon killed it in exchange for a drink.
  • Guy : Doctor, my Girlfriend is pregnant but we always use protection and the rubber never broke. How is it possible?
  • (An original joke best read aloud) My friend got a job as one of those sushi girls. Y’know, where guys eat sushi off her naked.
  • What did the ghost of the Redditor say when looking at it’s own corpse?
  • What’s yellow and really hurts if it gets in your eye?
  • What a nice couple, how long have you been married?
  • Three cougars
  • Why did the BYU student come inside?
  • Reminder: terrorist jokes are tasteless and unfunny
  • Would make a joke about fencing
  • Possums are from the south
  • Did you know they just ruled dad jokes to be unconstitutional?
  • Boudreaux goes to the doctor
  • I called off work today when I saw the date
  • I hate people who take drugs
  • A very pregnant lady boarded a bus and noticed a young man smiling at her.
  • A gynecologist noticed his new patient was a little nervous.
  • The only two white actors in Black Panther are Martin Freeman, who played Bilbo Baggins, and Andy Serkis who played Gollum.
  • San Francisco, 1895. A man on the outskirts of town hires a cab driver to ride to the train station. No one wants to go that far, but one driver agrees.
  • A wife leaned into her husband and purred, “Have you ever seen twenty dollars all crumpled up?”
  • I promised my son…
  • Jogger sees fire
  • A salesman, Computer engineer and a system programmer

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