discussing erectile disfunction with a surgeon. "Well medication is not helping so we would have to operate. You have 3 options" "We can do reconstruction of your pubococcygeus muscle. Level 1 surgery…
Category: Husband
I told my wife that if sex was an Olympic sport I’d win a gold medal ..
She told me she’d prefer it if I won silver. Apparently she’d prefer it if I came second for a change …. Joke Poo: The Bake-Off Bluff I told my husband that…
A man goes to a shrink and says, “Doctor, my wife is unfaithful to me.
Every evening, she goes to the bar and picks up men. In fact, she sleeps with anybody who asks her! I’m going crazy. What do you think I should do?” “Relax,” says…
Wife: This vacuum is broken, it quit sucking
Husband: It must've gotten married. Joke Poo: Original Joke: Wife: This vacuum is broken, it quit sucking. Husband: It must’ve gotten married. New Joke (Joke Poo): Therapist: My ventriloquist dummy has stopped…
A man foolishly asked his wife why she kept staring out of the window.
Taking a very deep breath she replied, "I'm really fed up with the state of Mrs Brown's blinds. Mrs Perkins' aren't much better. And that Mrs Lewis – scruffy cow. Look at…
A sticky situation.
A newlywed couple had just finished having sex one evening in their home. Both happy, the woman told her husband she would be right back and went to the bathroom to freshen…
I came back home from work one day, and was greeted by my wife wearing sexy lingerie. She handed me some lacy ties, and said in a low erotic voice: “Tie me up to bed, and do whatever you want.”
So I did… and went golfing. Joke Poo: The Bake-Off I came back home from filming Great British Bake Off one day, and was greeted by Prue Leith wearing a sequined jumpsuit….
From an elderly ladies friend group.
A doctor had a row with his wife over breakfast and his parting shots before going to the surgery was "and you’re no good in bed." After an hour or so at…
There is a medical distinction between “Guts” and “Balls”, according to the British military. We’ve heard colleagues referring to people with “Guts” or with “Balls”.
Here’s the official distinction; straight from the British Medical Journal: Volume 323; page 295. GUTS – Is arriving home late, after a night out with the lads, being met by your wife…
Sophia just got married, and being a traditional Italian, was still a virgin.
On her wedding night, while staying at her mother's house, she was nervous, but her mother reassured her. "Don't worry, Sophia. Luca's a good man. Go upstairs, and he'll take care of…