When she makes it to heaven, the angel at the gate asked her if she can spell "Love" before letting her in. And she does so. Eventually she earns her wings and…
Category: Husband
An older couple were lying in bed one night.
The husband was falling asleep but the wife was in a romantic mood and wanted to talk. She said: “You used to hold my hand when we were courting.” Wearily he reached…
A woman finds a gnome hiding in her house during winter
She tries to shoo the gnome out with a broom, and it says "I'm not going out there, it's bloody cold!" The woman says "I don't care! Go find a tree or…
Did you hear that Lorraina Bobbitt died in a car accident?
Some dick cut her off Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" based on the Lorraina Bobbitt joke, retitled and hopefully carrying a similar (albeit dark) comedic energy: Joke Poo: The…
Why did the woman use a gold diaphragm?
She wanted her man to come into money. Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" based on your original joke, maintaining a similar structure but with a different premise and punchline:…
A traveller once visited a small village in the countryside.
At the local bar, someone asked him if he was married. "I'm divorced, actually. Never could find a woman I didn't end up fighting with all the time," he replied. The local…
Across the street
The wife noticed that her husband was continually flirting with the gorgeous young woman who had recently moved into a house across the street. One night, she awoke to find that he…
A man with two black eyes walks into a bar
And asks the bartender for a strong drink. As he's making the drink, the bartender asks the man what happened. "It was my wife's birthday yesterday, and I told her I bought…
Economy of Words
Man approaches widow at a funeral: “Do you mind if I say a word” Widow: “by all means, please do” Man: “Bargain” Widow: “Thank you. That means a great deal” Joke Poo:…
Lottery
A man asked his wife: "What would you do if I won the lottery?" She replied: "I'd take half and leave you". "Great" he said, "I won $12, here is $6. Bye!"…