But I have to say, her bird collecting has gone far enough Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" based on the provided joke, titled "Doggy Dilemma": Title: Doggy Dilemma My…
Category: Husband
During a massive heatwave, an amusement park decided to have a “Beat the Heat” event
The organizers invited all of the local food trucks and restaurants to come and serve speciality cold drinks. So, on one particularly hot day, a dad takes his son to see what…
My biggest fear when I die is
My wife will sell my guitar collection, not for what each one is worth, but for what I told her I paid for each. Okay, here’s a new joke riffing on the…
Twin girls were married to twin boys…
One night, after sex one of the girls says to her husband "I have something to confess… We were feeling adventurous, and we switched… I'm not Ava, I'm Anna…" The guy becomes…
A couple who were big spenders had always dreamed
of a vacation in Hawaii but had never managed to save up enough money. Then one day they came up with an idea – each time they had sex, they would put…
Pug life
I bought the wife a pug last week, and despite the bulging eyes, flat face and rolls of fat, the dog seems to like her. Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke…
Six retired Florida gentlemen were playing high stakes poker in a condo clubhouse.
During an especially high-stakes game, a member of the group, Ron, lost $5,000 on a single hand, clutched his chest and dropped dead at the table from a heart attack. Showing respect…
If a man driving an absurdly large truck is compensating for a tiny schmeckel, what is a woman wearing a wedding ring with a huge diamond compensating for?
An ugly old husband. Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" based on your prompt: Joke Poo: If a Chef’s Hat Compensates… If a chef wearing an absurdly tall chef’s hat…
Suzie Smith went to church
The pastor asked if anyone in the congregation would like to express praise for answered prayers. Suzie Smith stood and walked to the podium. She said, "I have a praise. Two months…
A husband and wife were married for 25 years.
They were famous for fighting constantly, and generally disliking each other. On their 26th wedding anniversary the husband had a heart attack and died. A few days later his widowed wife walked…