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My wife is brilliant. She never says no to a shag, has great tits and even swallows.

Posted on June 23, 2025 by Joke Poo

But I have to say, her bird collecting has gone far enough Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" based on the provided joke, titled "Doggy Dilemma": Title: Doggy Dilemma My…

During a massive heatwave, an amusement park decided to have a “Beat the Heat” event

Posted on June 23, 2025 by Joke Poo

The organizers invited all of the local food trucks and restaurants to come and serve speciality cold drinks. So, on one particularly hot day, a dad takes his son to see what…

My biggest fear when I die is

Posted on June 22, 2025 by Joke Poo

My wife will sell my guitar collection, not for what each one is worth, but for what I told her I paid for each. Okay, here’s a new joke riffing on the…

Twin girls were married to twin boys…

Posted on June 22, 2025 by Joke Poo

One night, after sex one of the girls says to her husband "I have something to confess… We were feeling adventurous, and we switched… I'm not Ava, I'm Anna…" The guy becomes…

A couple who were big spenders had always dreamed

Posted on June 21, 2025 by Joke Poo

of a vacation in Hawaii but had never managed to save up enough money. Then one day they came up with an idea – each time they had sex, they would put…

Pug life

Posted on June 21, 2025 by Joke Poo

I bought the wife a pug last week, and despite the bulging eyes, flat face and rolls of fat, the dog seems to like her. Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke…

Six retired Florida gentlemen were playing high stakes poker in a condo clubhouse.

Posted on June 20, 2025 by Joke Poo

During an especially high-stakes game, a member of the group, Ron, lost $5,000 on a single hand, clutched his chest and dropped dead at the table from a heart attack. Showing respect…

If a man driving an absurdly large truck is compensating for a tiny schmeckel, what is a woman wearing a wedding ring with a huge diamond compensating for?

Posted on June 20, 2025 by Joke Poo

An ugly old husband. Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" based on your prompt: Joke Poo: If a Chef’s Hat Compensates… If a chef wearing an absurdly tall chef’s hat…

Suzie Smith went to church

Posted on June 20, 2025 by Joke Poo

The pastor asked if anyone in the congregation would like to express praise for answered prayers. Suzie Smith stood and walked to the podium. She said, "I have a praise. Two months…

A husband and wife were married for 25 years.

Posted on June 20, 2025 by Joke Poo

They were famous for fighting constantly, and generally disliking each other. On their 26th wedding anniversary the husband had a heart attack and died. A few days later his widowed wife walked…

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Todays SH1T Jokes

  • Mexican Mayonnaise
  • I hate charging my electric car.
  • One day I called home and my kid answered. I asked where’s mom?
  • An old man comes to confession and says to the priest:
  • A Knock Knock Joke
  • What’s common between a testicular joke and testicular cancer?
  • A guy walks in a store looking to buy some beer
  • One afternoon, a teenage couple was on a hike in the woods.
  • Wish me luck, everyone! I have to meet with some people working at my bank in a few minutes. If all goes well I’ll pay off every debt I have, and still have enough to retire early.
  • A penguin was driving through a small town when his car broke down…
  • Not all construction tasks are equally enjoyable.
  • In a carpenter’s workshop, one apprentice makes a bet that he can recognize any type of wood just by its smell. They blindfold him and hand him the first board… the apprentice smells it confidently and says: “Oak!”
  • I was admitted into the hospital and as I settled into my bed, I overheard my “roommate” using the speakerphone to order breakfast from the cafeteria
  • My mom went on vacation to Florida
  • School year is like pregnancy.
  • A man visits his lawyer
  • A duck walks into a bar and orders a beer.
  • Election results are like group project grades
  • A librarian is having a discussion with a cobra…
  • Job interview question: Why ask for a high salary with no experience?
  • The other day I needed to pay a visit to a public toilet
  • A man doesn’t come home from work Friday, instead he spends the whole weekend out fishing with his buddies.
  • A hunter walks into a pub and says that he is the greatest hunter, he can recognize any game animal by its fur, and if they show him the wound, he can even tell which weapon killed it in exchange for a drink.
  • Guy : Doctor, my Girlfriend is pregnant but we always use protection and the rubber never broke. How is it possible?
  • (An original joke best read aloud) My friend got a job as one of those sushi girls. Y’know, where guys eat sushi off her naked.
  • What did the ghost of the Redditor say when looking at it’s own corpse?
  • What’s yellow and really hurts if it gets in your eye?
  • What a nice couple, how long have you been married?
  • Three cougars
  • Why did the BYU student come inside?
  • Reminder: terrorist jokes are tasteless and unfunny
  • Would make a joke about fencing
  • Possums are from the south
  • Did you know they just ruled dad jokes to be unconstitutional?
  • Boudreaux goes to the doctor
  • I called off work today when I saw the date
  • I hate people who take drugs
  • A very pregnant lady boarded a bus and noticed a young man smiling at her.
  • A gynecologist noticed his new patient was a little nervous.
  • The only two white actors in Black Panther are Martin Freeman, who played Bilbo Baggins, and Andy Serkis who played Gollum.
  • San Francisco, 1895. A man on the outskirts of town hires a cab driver to ride to the train station. No one wants to go that far, but one driver agrees.
  • A wife leaned into her husband and purred, “Have you ever seen twenty dollars all crumpled up?”
  • I promised my son…
  • Jogger sees fire
  • A salesman, Computer engineer and a system programmer
  • General Secretary Khrushchev and President Nixon met and started boasting about the greatness of their countries.
  • An American walks into a bar & orders a beer
  • A farmer’s son joins reddit and finds the r/Jokes subreddit
  • My Wife Always Gives 100% Sound Advice
  • A Caveman and a bear walk into a bar

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