She is sent into a coma for 1 year. She wakes up, no longer pregnant, screaming," Doctor! Doctor! Where is my baby?!" The doctor replies, "Calm down, your babies are fine. You…
Category: Husband
Three women convince their goofy husbands to go to clown college for a year.
The men go off, graduate, and return, and now the women are gossiping about it over tea. The first woman sets her tea down, sighs, and says, "It's horrible. Ever since my…
I asked my wife if she’d prefer to eat a goat-baby, a pig-baby or a matta-baby.
She asked; what’s a matta baby? Nothing, I said. What’s a matter with you, baby? Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" version of that joke: Joke Poo: The AI Assistant…
There was a Redheaded man, a Bald Man and a Blonde man working on the top of a cliff.
The Redheaded man said, "You know, every day it's the same sandwich my wife makes me. I'm so sick of it. If I have cheese in my sandwich tomorrow, I'll jump off…
On a visit to his parents’ house, a young man
was asked by his mother to set the table for dinner. When he opened the refrigerator, he saw taped to the inside of the door a picture of a scantily-dressed, super slim…
My wife says I ruined her birthday.
Which is impossible! I didn't even know it was her birthday. Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" version, keeping the spirit of the original but twisting the elements: Joke Poo:…
“Hey, I met your wife in town yesterday”.
"What did she say?" "nothing" "So she wasn't my wife" Joke Poo: The Silent Landlord "Hey, I saw your landlord in the lobby today." "Oh yeah? Did he finally say anything about…
A man and his wife decided to celebrate their 25th wedding anniversary by going out to dinner at an expensive restaurant.
After wishing each other 'Happy Anniversary', they ordered their food, and when it arrived, the husband said to his wife, “Our food is here and looks great! Let’s eat!” His wife quickly…
A woman at a diet club was lamenting the fact that she had put on weight.
“I made my family’s favourite cake over the weekend,” she told the group, “and they ate half of it at dinner. The next day, I kept staring at the other half until…
The pastor asked if anyone in the congregation would like to express praise for answered prayers.
Suzie Smith stood and walked to the podium. She said, "I have a praise. Two months ago, my husband, Tom, had a terrible bicycle wreck and his scrotum was completely crushed. The…