"What?" says his buddy. "That fat ugly slob I see every morning outside your house?" "That's right," says the first guy. "Jesus," says his buddy. "Why would Bob the mailman want to…
Category: Husband
A man and woman had been married for more than 60 years.
They had shared everything. They had talked about everything. They had kept no secrets from each other, except that the little old woman had a shoe box in the top of her…
A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced five husbands.
On their wedding night, she told her new husband, “Please be gentle, I’m still a virgin.” “What?” said the puzzled groom. “How can that be if you’ve been married five times?” “Well,…
I said to my wife, “Sit down, I’ve got something to tell you.”
"What is it?" she asked. "I took 250 out of your purse last night." "Gosh," she said, "You nearly gave me a heart attack, I thought you was going to tell me…
Dear Tech Support, Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0
And noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance — particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0. In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable…
One day, the wife comes home with a spectacular diamond ring.
One day, the wife comes home with a spectacular diamond ring. "Where did you get that ring?" her husband asks. "Well", she replies, "My boss and I played the lottery and we…
A woman asks her husband at breakfast time!
A woman asks her husband at breakfast time, "Would you like some bacon and eggs, a slice of toast, and maybe some grapefruit juice and coffee?" He declines. "Thanks for asking, but…
A man tells his doctor …
A man tells his doctor that he’s incapable of doing all the things around the house that he used to do. When the examination is over, he says, "Okay, Doctor. In plain…
Two girls are in the farm field stealing carrots…
One of them pulls out really long and big one. She should at the other "Look, this one looks like my husbands manhood!" The other girl asks "He has it so big?"…
An old lady goes to the dentist. Sits down, drops panties, and lifts legs…
The dentist says, "I'm not a gynecologist!" She says, "I know, I need my Husband's teeth back!" Joke Poo: The Accountant’s Audit An IRS auditor goes to a tech CEO’s mansion for…