about kids these days and whatnot, when she suddenly stops and says, "well, do you want any wine or what?" I looked at her, a bit puzzled, when she explains, "Oh, I…
Category: Husband
My wife gave me an envelope with, “Not to be opened until 2027” on it.
Inside was list of reasons why I cannot be trusted to follow simple instructions. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo,” riffing on your original: Joke Poo: The Algorithm My AI…
Omniscient computer
The businessman was trying to sell his 'omniscient computer' to a skeptical client. He challenged the man, “Ask anything of this computer and it will provide you with an accurate answer.” “OK,”…
One spelling mistake can ruin your marriage.
I accidentally texted my wife "I'm having a great time. I wish you were her." Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” based on the original, titled “Accidental Autocorrect”: Joke Poo: Accidental Autocorrect One…
Two guys are playing a round of golf behind two women,
the women are playing really slow, so they decided to ask if they can play through. The first guy approaches the women, gets halfway then turns around and hurries back to his…
Man on his deathbed
Motions his wife closer and whispers, “I want you to wait 6 months after I’m gone and then marry George”. Wife responds, “Marry George? I thought you hated George”! And, with his…
The AI man
A blonde city girl named Amy, marries a Colarado rancher. One morning, on his way out to check on the cows, the rancher says to Amy. “The insemination man is coming over…
Strip Club
A tourist, for the first time in his life abroad, goes into a strip club. He watches the show where beautiful women are dancing on stage, and suddenly he spits on the…
Wife’s note to husband:
Hi, Sorry about the argument last night. I have to work late tonight. Dinner is on the stove, You only have to light it. The gas is already turned on. XX Okay,…
Wife opens letter from the hospital and shows her husband: Why am I so unlucky? First I get diagnosed as being dyslexic, and now they are saying I’ve got tiny tits.
Husband: Tinnitus, you've got tinnitus! Joke Poo: The Doggy Dilemma Original Joke (for reference): Wife opens letter from the hospital and shows her husband: Why am I so unlucky? First I get…