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After 20 years of marriage, she finally turned on the lights…

Posted on June 12, 2025 by Joke Poo

A couple had been married for 20 years. Every time they had sex, the husband insisted on turning off the lights. The wife found it silly, but she respected his wish. However,…

I dated a blind girl for a while.

Posted on June 12, 2025 by Joke Poo

It was rewarding but challenging. It took me ages to get her husband's voice just right. Joke Poo: I Babysat a Deaf Kid I babysat a deaf kid once. It was exhausting…

My wife struggle to tell the difference between a crow and a raven. I tell her it’s easy because a crow has 4 pinion feathers and a raven has 5.

Posted on June 12, 2025 by Joke Poo

It’s a difference of a pinion. Okay, here’s my "Joke Poo" version: Title: Joke Poo: Potty Training Problems My husband struggles to tell the difference between a toddler and a puppy when…

My wife keeps sewing hidden microphones into my clothes.

Posted on June 12, 2025 by Joke Poo

It really bugs me. Joke Poo: My Dog Keeps… My dog keeps burying tiny squeaky toys in my garden. It really bugs me. Alright, let’s dissect this joke! Key Elements: Premise: A…

Karate Dog

Posted on June 11, 2025 by Joke Poo

A guy sent his wife to the pet store to get a guard dog. The pet store guy says I’ve got something better. I’ve got a karate dog. He goes in back…

My wife gets mad when I kill a bug

Posted on June 9, 2025 by Joke Poo

Do you know how hard it is to make it look like a bug committed suicide? Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" based on the bug suicide joke, titled… Joke…

My wife went deer hunting for the first time.

Posted on June 9, 2025 by Joke Poo

She said I go every year and she wanted to see what was so great that I kept coming back to hunt, year after year. I taught her how to operate and…

A man and his wife were sitting in their living room one evening.

Posted on June 8, 2025 by Joke Poo

He said to her, "Just so you know, I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on a machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull…

In a small town there was a couple, known for being unafraid to express their love in a simple action.

Posted on June 8, 2025 by Joke Poo

A man and his wife were deeply in love, always holding hands, on the couch, on the bed, in public and in private. They expressed their feelings through this simple action for…

Prayer

Posted on June 7, 2025 by Joke Poo

The husband tells the wife that he is going to a 3-day church conference. Wife packs his bag, prepares breakfast for him and says, “Darling, let’s pray together before you leave.” Husband…

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Todays SH1T Jokes

  • A guy walks in a store looking to buy some beer
  • One afternoon, a teenage couple was on a hike in the woods.
  • Wish me luck, everyone! I have to meet with some people working at my bank in a few minutes. If all goes well I’ll pay off every debt I have, and still have enough to retire early.
  • A penguin was driving through a small town when his car broke down…
  • Not all construction tasks are equally enjoyable.
  • In a carpenter’s workshop, one apprentice makes a bet that he can recognize any type of wood just by its smell. They blindfold him and hand him the first board… the apprentice smells it confidently and says: “Oak!”
  • I was admitted into the hospital and as I settled into my bed, I overheard my “roommate” using the speakerphone to order breakfast from the cafeteria
  • My mom went on vacation to Florida
  • School year is like pregnancy.
  • A man visits his lawyer
  • A duck walks into a bar and orders a beer.
  • Election results are like group project grades
  • A librarian is having a discussion with a cobra…
  • Job interview question: Why ask for a high salary with no experience?
  • The other day I needed to pay a visit to a public toilet
  • A man doesn’t come home from work Friday, instead he spends the whole weekend out fishing with his buddies.
  • A hunter walks into a pub and says that he is the greatest hunter, he can recognize any game animal by its fur, and if they show him the wound, he can even tell which weapon killed it in exchange for a drink.
  • Guy : Doctor, my Girlfriend is pregnant but we always use protection and the rubber never broke. How is it possible?
  • (An original joke best read aloud) My friend got a job as one of those sushi girls. Y’know, where guys eat sushi off her naked.
  • What did the ghost of the Redditor say when looking at it’s own corpse?
  • What’s yellow and really hurts if it gets in your eye?
  • What a nice couple, how long have you been married?
  • Three cougars
  • Why did the BYU student come inside?
  • Reminder: terrorist jokes are tasteless and unfunny
  • Would make a joke about fencing
  • Possums are from the south
  • Did you know they just ruled dad jokes to be unconstitutional?
  • Boudreaux goes to the doctor
  • I called off work today when I saw the date
  • I hate people who take drugs
  • A very pregnant lady boarded a bus and noticed a young man smiling at her.
  • A gynecologist noticed his new patient was a little nervous.
  • The only two white actors in Black Panther are Martin Freeman, who played Bilbo Baggins, and Andy Serkis who played Gollum.
  • San Francisco, 1895. A man on the outskirts of town hires a cab driver to ride to the train station. No one wants to go that far, but one driver agrees.
  • A wife leaned into her husband and purred, “Have you ever seen twenty dollars all crumpled up?”
  • I promised my son…
  • Jogger sees fire
  • A salesman, Computer engineer and a system programmer
  • General Secretary Khrushchev and President Nixon met and started boasting about the greatness of their countries.
  • An American walks into a bar & orders a beer
  • A farmer’s son joins reddit and finds the r/Jokes subreddit
  • My Wife Always Gives 100% Sound Advice
  • A Caveman and a bear walk into a bar
  • I wrote a song about being naked.
  • Girlfriend needs a seat!
  • I’m So Old…
  • I’m surprised there’s not a lawn company called Paradise City…
  • A careless captain let his ship go adrift, and it crashed into the harbor.
  • I’m not saying that modern life has ruined our kids……

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