A couple had been married for 20 years. Every time they had sex, the husband insisted on turning off the lights. The wife found it silly, but she respected his wish. However,…
Category: Husband
I dated a blind girl for a while.
It was rewarding but challenging. It took me ages to get her husband's voice just right. Joke Poo: I Babysat a Deaf Kid I babysat a deaf kid once. It was exhausting…
My wife struggle to tell the difference between a crow and a raven. I tell her it’s easy because a crow has 4 pinion feathers and a raven has 5.
It’s a difference of a pinion. Okay, here’s my "Joke Poo" version: Title: Joke Poo: Potty Training Problems My husband struggles to tell the difference between a toddler and a puppy when…
My wife keeps sewing hidden microphones into my clothes.
It really bugs me. Joke Poo: My Dog Keeps… My dog keeps burying tiny squeaky toys in my garden. It really bugs me. Alright, let’s dissect this joke! Key Elements: Premise: A…
Karate Dog
A guy sent his wife to the pet store to get a guard dog. The pet store guy says I’ve got something better. I’ve got a karate dog. He goes in back…
My wife gets mad when I kill a bug
Do you know how hard it is to make it look like a bug committed suicide? Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" based on the bug suicide joke, titled… Joke…
My wife went deer hunting for the first time.
She said I go every year and she wanted to see what was so great that I kept coming back to hunt, year after year. I taught her how to operate and…
A man and his wife were sitting in their living room one evening.
He said to her, "Just so you know, I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on a machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull…
In a small town there was a couple, known for being unafraid to express their love in a simple action.
A man and his wife were deeply in love, always holding hands, on the couch, on the bed, in public and in private. They expressed their feelings through this simple action for…
Prayer
The husband tells the wife that he is going to a 3-day church conference. Wife packs his bag, prepares breakfast for him and says, “Darling, let’s pray together before you leave.” Husband…