He asks, "Is that you or the wine talking?" She replies, "It's me…talking to the wine." Joke Poo: The Compost Confession A gardener is kneeling in their vegetable patch, shoveling compost, when…
Category: Husband
A widower goes to a psychic to contact his late wife. “Honey,” he says. “Are you happy?”
“Yes, my husband,” she says. Relieved, the man asks, “Are you happier than when you were with me?” “Yes, my husband,” she replies, “I’m much, much happier.” The husband smiles. “Heaven must…
Women are confusing. On my wife’s birthday, I wish her a Happy Birthday and she smiles happily at me
The following day I wish her a Happy After-birthday and she calls me a sick bastard. Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" titled "Data’s Delicate Dance": Title: Data’s Delicate Dance…
Do the laundry
Once upon a time, there was a couple. They already had kids, so whenever they wanted to have sex, they used a codeword, "Laundry," to hide it from the kids. During a…
An 89 year old woman buys herself some bright red crotchless panties.
When her husband comes home she's on sofa spread eagled only wearing her panties. "Hey old timer," she says pointing at her new panties, "Come and eat some of this!" The old…
The secret to a conflictless marriage
A man having constant marital troubles consulted his friend who never seemed to have any argument with his wife. He advised, “The secret to my peaceful marriage is this golden arrangement- I…
A woman walks into a hospital wheeling her husband with her in a wheelbarrow
She stops at the front desk and talks to the admitting nurse. "Good day," she says. "Something is wrong with my husband. He was very difficult to wake up this morning, he…
Doing the Laundry (true story)
My wife and I take turns doing the laundry. We separate light from colors, cold from warm wash, all that, like most people do. I had put some laundry in and had…
My friend got fired from her job for being a company Whistleblower
She was discovered by the CEO’s wife, Mrs. Whistle Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" version of your joke, titled "Joke Poo": Joke Poo: My Neighbor’s Yard Sale My neighbor…
My husband makes THE BEST barbecue.
…it’s too bad he didn’t have more meat on him. Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" version: Joke Poo: My Boss Bakes Badly My boss makes THE BEST spreadsheets… …it’s…