A chicken farmer went to the local bar. He sat next to a woman and ordered champagne. The woman said : "How strange, I also just ordered a glass of champagne." "What…
Category: Husband
A grieving man approaches a puzzle box maker and requests the man make a special casket for his wife, because they both loved puzzles.
Intrigued, the craftsman obliges, and sets to work making an exquisite puzzle box casket, which is buried the next day. Some time passes, and the two men cross paths again one day….
Old Couple Goes To The Doctor
After a full checkup, the doctor says, “Everything looks good. How have you two been sleeping?” The old man replies, “Oh, I’ve been sleeping like a baby, Doc. But last night, I…
I was digging in the garden and found a chest full of gold coins.
I was about to run straight home to tell my wife. Then I remembered why I was digging in the garden. Joke Poo: The Litter Box Surprise I was cleaning the litter…
A man died from viagra overdose
It must have been hard for his wife. Okay, here’s my attempt: Joke Poo: A Dog Died From Eating Chocolate A dog died from eating a whole box of chocolates. It must…
An old lady went to visit her dentist.
When it was her turn, she sat in the chair, lowered her underpants, and raised her legs. The dentist said, "Excuse me, but I'm not a gynecologist." "I know," said the old…
I woke up the other night to the sound of BZZZZ BZZZZ BZZZZ
I asked my wife if there was a fly in the room and she said YES! YES! YES! Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" based on your original: Title: Diaper…
What do you call a Hippy’s wife?
Mississippi Okay, here’s my "Joke Poo" version: Joke Poo: What do you call a Plumber’s bathroom? Mississippi. Alright, let’s break down this joke and then spin some comedic gold from it. Joke…
The Train
A woman who rented a second story apartment beside a railway line complained to her landlord for months about the rattling and shaking the trains caused as they passed. On the phone…
I said to my wife “Let’s go out for a drink. Have you ever been in the Carpenter’s Arms?”
She said “No I haven’t but I’ve cuddled the gasman.” Joke Poo: The Architect’s Square I said to my husband, "Let’s redecorate the bathroom. Have you ever used the Architect’s Square?" He…