He bought the "picture," but on the way home remembered that his wife, Lizzy, didn't much like his father. So he hung it in the barn, and every morning before leaving for…
Category: Husband
A husband and wife go to a restaurant.
The waiter approaches the table to take their order. “I’ll have your biggest, juiciest steak,” says the husband. “But sir, what about the mad cow?” asks the waiter. “Oh,” says the husband,…
My dad told me to look at the neighbor’s kid, how he doesn’t have a dad but still tops the exams.
So I have started preparing too. The only question is, where do I hide my dad's body? Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” version of that joke, playing on the same dark…
A man has a terrible accident at work and is rushed into hospital with a severed penis.
Once he's out of danger the consultant urologist comes in to talk to the man about what happens next. "You'll be pleased to know that reconstructive surgery can do amazing things these…
Serious illness
A guy comes home from the doctor and says to his wife: – Darling! It’s bad news. The doctor said I have a serious illness and only half a day left. I…
I caught my wife blowing Bubbles at the kids birthday party
I'm never hiring that clown again Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version: Joke Poo: I caught my dog blowing bubbles at the kids’ birthday party. I’m never buying him that bubble machine…
A husband is walking behind his wife and says, “Your arse is getting so big it looks like an old washing machine.” The wife keeps quiet and carries on walking. Bedtime comes around, and the husband starts feeling amorous.
The wife says, "I'm not starting the old washing machine for such a small load. You'll have to do it by hand!" Joke Poo: The Gardener’s Lament A gardener is admiring his…
My wife likes to twist my opportunities for fun into something else.
Earlier today my doctor said I can jerk off anytime I want. Later I'm telling my buddy about this and (of course) my wife has to interrupt. She says, "That's not what…
I got a motorcycle for my wife last week.
Best. Trade. Ever! Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” of your motorcycle joke: Joke Poo: I Got a New Robot Vacuum I got my dog a robot vacuum for his…
I think my wife is cheating on me.
I give her my whole paycheck and she says " that's Bills" Okay, here’s a “Joke Poo” riffing on your joke: Joke Poo: My Kid’s a Crypto Bro I think my kid’s…