A married couple claimed they never argued in their 25 years of marriage. A friend asked, "How is that even possible?" The husband explained, "It all started during our honeymoon when we…
Category: Husband
As the taxi raced towards the hospital, my wife cried “Don’t touch me! I can’t take the pain! I won’t make it! Don’t! CAN’T! WON’T!!”
"Hurry, driver!" I exclaimed. "Her contractions are getting closer together!" Joke Poo: The Coffee Order As the barista furiously steamed milk, the customer wailed, “Don’t touch me! I can’t take the foam!…
A boy turns to his grandfather and says “I bet you $20 I can put that earthworm back in the hole it just crawled from”
The grandfather laughs and says "the worm is much too wriggly and the hole is far too small, but sure, I'll take your bet". The boy runs inside the house and returns…
My wife says I never listen
… or something like that. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on the “My wife says I never listen…” joke: Joke Poo: My Dog’s Therapist My dog’s therapist says…
[NSFW] Sex On The Sabbath
A man wonders if having sex on the Sabbath is a sin because he is not sure if sex is work or pleasure. So he goes to a priest and asks for…
A Chinese man and woman gets married
As they go into the bedroom on their wedding night, the woman gets undressed and nervously gets under the sheets. "What's wrong?" the husband asks. The wife replies "I'm just nervous. This…
When I got married, I was always so incompetent about everything around the house.
Cleaning, gardening, mowing the lawn.Finally, my wife asked me, "Honey, why can't you do anything right? Why are you always so incompetent?" I told her the truth. I said, "Honey, it makes…
My wife came home with four cases of beer, three boxes of wine, two bottles of whiskey and two loaves of bread.
"Are we expecting guests?" I asked. "No," she replied. "Then why did you buy so much fucking bread?" Joke Poo: The Compost Heap My neighbor returned from the garden center with six…
Drinking buddies
Two friends were having their regular drink (or few). The first one says, "I don't know what to do. Every time after our drinks, I sneak into the house as quiet as…
I can’t believe how well I’m accepting my husband’s small manhood.
I didn't know I had it in me. Joke Poo: Title: I Can’t Believe It! I can’t believe how well my digestive system is accepting this new probiotic. I didn’t know I…