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My wife came home with four cases of beer, three boxes of wine, two bottles of whiskey and two loaves of bread.

Posted on July 14, 2025 by Joke Poo

"Are we expecting guests?" I asked. "No," she replied. "Then why did you buy so much fucking bread?" Joke Poo: The Compost Heap My neighbor returned from the garden center with six…

Drinking buddies

Posted on July 14, 2025 by Joke Poo

Two friends were having their regular drink (or few). The first one says, "I don't know what to do. Every time after our drinks, I sneak into the house as quiet as…

I can’t believe how well I’m accepting my husband’s small manhood.

Posted on July 13, 2025 by Joke Poo

I didn't know I had it in me. Joke Poo: Title: I Can’t Believe It! I can’t believe how well my digestive system is accepting this new probiotic. I didn’t know I…

George staggered home very late after another evening with his drinking buddy, Henry.

Posted on July 13, 2025 by Joke Poo

He took off his shoes to avoid waking his wife. He tiptoed as quietly as he could toward the stairs leading to their upstairs bedroom, but misjudged the bottom step. As he…

A woman doesn’t come home one night. The next day she tells her husband that she had slept over at a girlfriend’s house. The husband calls his wife’s 10 best friends. None of them know anything about it.

Posted on July 13, 2025 by Joke Poo

A man doesn’t come home one night. The next day he tells his wife that he had slept over at a friend’s house. The wife calls her husband's 10 best men friends….

Jim my husband and I went into town and visited a shop.

Posted on July 11, 2025 by Joke Poo

Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting. Well, for example, the other day, Jim my husband and I went into town and visited a shop….

A woman with small boobies buys a finely carved mirror at an antique shop.

Posted on July 11, 2025 by Joke Poo

A woman with small boobies buys a finely carved mirror at an antique shop and hangs it on her bathroom door. The next morning, she playfully says,"Mirror, mirror, on my door, make…

Threesome.

Posted on July 11, 2025 by Joke Poo

My wife and I have had a long running discussion about having a threesome and I finally wore her down last week. I am really excited about it and when she gets…

When we were first married my wife had the body of a supermodel

Posted on July 11, 2025 by Joke Poo

After a few weeks convinced her to bury it. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on your original joke, titled “Compost Heap”: Title: Compost Heap My neighbor was so…

My husband and i have a secret to making our marriage last.

Posted on July 10, 2025 by Joke Poo

Twice a week we go to a nice restaurant, drink a little wine, eat nice food, and enjoy a good conversation. We really make a night of it. He goes on Tuesdays…

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Todays SH1T Jokes

  • I’m a corn, not a man!
  • A scoutmaster was teaching his scouts about survival.
  • The pet store
  • The pull-apart tart
  • My sister tells people she turned vegan for love
  • How do prostitutes plan their day?
  • What board game will narcissists NEVER play?
  • I just read in the news that Ben Grimm is leaving the Fantastic 4
  • I invented a thought-controlled air freshener.
  • I’m reading a horror in braille, and tbh I’m terrified…
  • Today I seen….
  • A man and a giraffe walk into a bar and they order drinks.
  • I sat next to this South African woman on a plane and we really hit it off. We spent the whole flight chatting in her native Xhosa language.
  • The dry cleaner.
  • I told a joke this morning in a Zoom meeting. No one laughed.
  • There once was a woman with 100 children.
  • I watched 50 Cent play half a round of golf.
  • Not one person wished me a happy birthday yesterday.
  • Two cumulus clouds are up in the sky having a chat.
  • Kids today are so addicted to technology.
  • An elderly couple is getting ready for bed
  • A woman was telling her neighbour about the supermarket that had opened recently on the outskirts of town.
  • the pope’s secretary rings him:
  • 3 boys find a $20 bill on the ground..
  • My missus is going to a fancy dress party tonight, she went out yesterday and hired a costume.
  • My girlfriend asked me to roleplay as a cheater, so I said okay.
  • A married couple were shopping in the supermarket
  • At my vasectomy consultation, the doctor said, “Now THIS is a big, beautiful penis!”
  • Why did the philosopher refuse to clean his room?
  • I saw an antelope the other day.
  • I used to be named after a famous South African Bishop.
  • So I went to the telescope shop..
  • Claustrophobia is the fear of closed spaces
  • A man leaves the wild animal vet clinic with a small bag.
  • I tried to teach my cat how to file taxes.
  • I have the heart of a lion, And the eye of a tiger
  • “I’d like to see your lunch menu”, I told the waiter
  • I accidentally spilled a bottle of glue all over my vacation itinerary.
  • So after 35 years of marriage, a husband and wife went to see a therapist.
  • The Madam opened the brothel door in New York
  • The teacher asked little Johnny if he knew his numbers.
  • I just found out my wife has a twin sister.
  • Jesus and the old man…
  • What do you call a paper airplane that doesn’t fly?
  • A Wife Asks a Question to Her Husband
  • I bought a pack of biscuits, on the side it said, “Eat me big boy.”
  • What is a wok?
  • Racism exists in the oceanographic community.
  • Why are you right handed?
  • How does Lightning McQueen masturbate?

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