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Testing the bride

Posted on August 27, 2025 by Joke Poo

On their wedding night, the formally chaste couple had their first venture into the joy of sexual love. In the morning, the groom called the front desk and ordered a steak and…

“F*cking hell love, this is interesting.” I said to the wife, looking up from my computer.

Posted on August 26, 2025 by Joke Poo

"It says here that the giant squid, which until last year had never even been seen alive, is actually estimated as a 100 million-strong species, worldwide." "What the hell are you telling…

I asked my wife if I’m the only one she’s ever been with.

Posted on August 26, 2025 by Joke Poo

She said, “Yes. The others were all nines and tens.” Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on your original, titled “Joke Poo”: Joke Poo I asked my dog if…

Complete Nudity

Posted on August 26, 2025 by Joke Poo

The bride’s mother was a little too prudish, and her last piece of advice before the wedding night went like this: – Never show yourself completely naked in front of your husband….

I picked up a hitch-hiker. Seemed like a nice guy.

Posted on August 25, 2025 by Joke Poo

After a few miles, he asked me if I wasn't afraid that he might be a serial killer. I told him that the odds of two serial killers being in the same…

Unique Method

Posted on August 25, 2025 by Joke Poo

– How do you manage your married life if you sleep in separate rooms? – asks the friend. – It’s very simple with us, my husband whistles once if he’s in the…

My wife just texted me saying “I wish you were here.”

Posted on August 24, 2025 by Joke Poo

As she's walking through a cemetery. Original Joke: My wife just texted me saying “I wish you were here.” As she’s walking through a cemetery. Joke Poo: My Dog My dog just…

Last December a woman caught her husband in bed with the Ghost of Christmas Past. She screamed, “What the hell is going on?!”

Posted on August 24, 2025 by Joke Poo

He said, “Babe relax…I’m just trying to get into the holiday spirit.” Joke Poo: Title: The Data Breach Last Tuesday, a cybersecurity expert caught their company’s CEO in the server room with…

A man and woman are having dinner in a restaurant.

Posted on August 24, 2025 by Joke Poo

A waitress notices the man slowly sliding down his chair until he disappears under the table. The woman, however, looks completely unconcerned! Concerned, the waitress whispers to her, “Pardon me, ma’am, but…

For movie night I told my wife we could watch something… mature. She said sure. I asked if it was cool if it showed tits and cocks, and she sighed but said fine. I’m like, “Okay well what about tits, cocks, boobies, and a few peckers?” She rolled her eyes and yelled, “Just put it on already!!”

Posted on August 24, 2025 by Joke Poo

So anyway, she ended up hating the bird documentary. Joke Poo: The Geology Lecture For our anniversary, I told my husband I’d arranged a surprise… educational experience. He seemed excited. I asked…

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Todays SH1T Jokes

  • In a carpenter’s workshop, one apprentice makes a bet that he can recognize any type of wood just by its smell. They blindfold him and hand him the first board… the apprentice smells it confidently and says: “Oak!”
  • I was admitted into the hospital and as I settled into my bed, I overheard my “roommate” using the speakerphone to order breakfast from the cafeteria
  • My mom went on vacation to Florida
  • School year is like pregnancy.
  • A man visits his lawyer
  • A duck walks into a bar and orders a beer.
  • Election results are like group project grades
  • A librarian is having a discussion with a cobra…
  • Job interview question: Why ask for a high salary with no experience?
  • The other day I needed to pay a visit to a public toilet
  • A man doesn’t come home from work Friday, instead he spends the whole weekend out fishing with his buddies.
  • A hunter walks into a pub and says that he is the greatest hunter, he can recognize any game animal by its fur, and if they show him the wound, he can even tell which weapon killed it in exchange for a drink.
  • Guy : Doctor, my Girlfriend is pregnant but we always use protection and the rubber never broke. How is it possible?
  • (An original joke best read aloud) My friend got a job as one of those sushi girls. Y’know, where guys eat sushi off her naked.
  • What did the ghost of the Redditor say when looking at it’s own corpse?
  • What’s yellow and really hurts if it gets in your eye?
  • What a nice couple, how long have you been married?
  • Three cougars
  • Why did the BYU student come inside?
  • Reminder: terrorist jokes are tasteless and unfunny
  • Would make a joke about fencing
  • Possums are from the south
  • Did you know they just ruled dad jokes to be unconstitutional?
  • Boudreaux goes to the doctor
  • I called off work today when I saw the date
  • I hate people who take drugs
  • A very pregnant lady boarded a bus and noticed a young man smiling at her.
  • A gynecologist noticed his new patient was a little nervous.
  • The only two white actors in Black Panther are Martin Freeman, who played Bilbo Baggins, and Andy Serkis who played Gollum.
  • San Francisco, 1895. A man on the outskirts of town hires a cab driver to ride to the train station. No one wants to go that far, but one driver agrees.
  • A wife leaned into her husband and purred, “Have you ever seen twenty dollars all crumpled up?”
  • I promised my son…
  • Jogger sees fire
  • A salesman, Computer engineer and a system programmer
  • General Secretary Khrushchev and President Nixon met and started boasting about the greatness of their countries.
  • An American walks into a bar & orders a beer
  • A farmer’s son joins reddit and finds the r/Jokes subreddit
  • My Wife Always Gives 100% Sound Advice
  • A Caveman and a bear walk into a bar
  • I wrote a song about being naked.
  • Girlfriend needs a seat!
  • I’m So Old…
  • I’m surprised there’s not a lawn company called Paradise City…
  • A careless captain let his ship go adrift, and it crashed into the harbor.
  • I’m not saying that modern life has ruined our kids……
  • A plane is flying to Toronto when a blonde in economy moves up and sits in first class.
  • A high-powered attorney ended up in the hospital for a few days – and let’s just say, he was not the ideal patient.
  • The Cowboy and the Horse Thieves
  • What is a mob boss’ favorite element from the periodic table?
  • Three men are stranded on a desert island

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