On their wedding night, the formally chaste couple had their first venture into the joy of sexual love. In the morning, the groom called the front desk and ordered a steak and…
Category: Husband
“F*cking hell love, this is interesting.” I said to the wife, looking up from my computer.
"It says here that the giant squid, which until last year had never even been seen alive, is actually estimated as a 100 million-strong species, worldwide." "What the hell are you telling…
I asked my wife if I’m the only one she’s ever been with.
She said, “Yes. The others were all nines and tens.” Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on your original, titled “Joke Poo”: Joke Poo I asked my dog if…
Complete Nudity
The bride’s mother was a little too prudish, and her last piece of advice before the wedding night went like this: – Never show yourself completely naked in front of your husband….
I picked up a hitch-hiker. Seemed like a nice guy.
After a few miles, he asked me if I wasn't afraid that he might be a serial killer. I told him that the odds of two serial killers being in the same…
Unique Method
– How do you manage your married life if you sleep in separate rooms? – asks the friend. – It’s very simple with us, my husband whistles once if he’s in the…
My wife just texted me saying “I wish you were here.”
As she's walking through a cemetery. Original Joke: My wife just texted me saying “I wish you were here.” As she’s walking through a cemetery. Joke Poo: My Dog My dog just…
Last December a woman caught her husband in bed with the Ghost of Christmas Past. She screamed, “What the hell is going on?!”
He said, “Babe relax…I’m just trying to get into the holiday spirit.” Joke Poo: Title: The Data Breach Last Tuesday, a cybersecurity expert caught their company’s CEO in the server room with…
A man and woman are having dinner in a restaurant.
A waitress notices the man slowly sliding down his chair until he disappears under the table. The woman, however, looks completely unconcerned! Concerned, the waitress whispers to her, “Pardon me, ma’am, but…
For movie night I told my wife we could watch something… mature. She said sure. I asked if it was cool if it showed tits and cocks, and she sighed but said fine. I’m like, “Okay well what about tits, cocks, boobies, and a few peckers?” She rolled her eyes and yelled, “Just put it on already!!”
So anyway, she ended up hating the bird documentary. Joke Poo: The Geology Lecture For our anniversary, I told my husband I’d arranged a surprise… educational experience. He seemed excited. I asked…