"Are we expecting guests?" I asked. "No," she replied. "Then why did you buy so much fucking bread?" Joke Poo: The Compost Heap My neighbor returned from the garden center with six…
Category: Husband
Drinking buddies
Two friends were having their regular drink (or few). The first one says, "I don't know what to do. Every time after our drinks, I sneak into the house as quiet as…
I can’t believe how well I’m accepting my husband’s small manhood.
I didn't know I had it in me. Joke Poo: Title: I Can’t Believe It! I can’t believe how well my digestive system is accepting this new probiotic. I didn’t know I…
George staggered home very late after another evening with his drinking buddy, Henry.
He took off his shoes to avoid waking his wife. He tiptoed as quietly as he could toward the stairs leading to their upstairs bedroom, but misjudged the bottom step. As he…
A woman doesn’t come home one night. The next day she tells her husband that she had slept over at a girlfriend’s house. The husband calls his wife’s 10 best friends. None of them know anything about it.
A man doesn’t come home one night. The next day he tells his wife that he had slept over at a friend’s house. The wife calls her husband's 10 best men friends….
Jim my husband and I went into town and visited a shop.
Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting. Well, for example, the other day, Jim my husband and I went into town and visited a shop….
A woman with small boobies buys a finely carved mirror at an antique shop.
A woman with small boobies buys a finely carved mirror at an antique shop and hangs it on her bathroom door. The next morning, she playfully says,"Mirror, mirror, on my door, make…
Threesome.
My wife and I have had a long running discussion about having a threesome and I finally wore her down last week. I am really excited about it and when she gets…
When we were first married my wife had the body of a supermodel
After a few weeks convinced her to bury it. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on your original joke, titled “Compost Heap”: Title: Compost Heap My neighbor was so…
My husband and i have a secret to making our marriage last.
Twice a week we go to a nice restaurant, drink a little wine, eat nice food, and enjoy a good conversation. We really make a night of it. He goes on Tuesdays…