When he got back his wife said, "Carry on like that and you won't have any friends left." Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version of the joke, titled to reflect the… well,…
Category: Husband
There’s a story about a man and a woman who have been married for 40 years.
One evening at dinner the woman turns to her husband and says, "You know, 40 years ago on our wedding day you told me that you loved me and you haven't said…
Emma’s First Flight
Emma was on her first ever flight and shaking with nerves. As the plane roared down the runway, she gripped the armrest and whispered loudly, “Oh my god, what if an engine…
After 30 years of marriage, a husband and wife went to counseling.
After 30 years of marriage, a husband and wife went to counseling. The wife poured out every complaint – neglect, loneliness, feeling unloved, you name it. Finally, the therapist (a man) got…
– Hey, Stephen, did Marie agreed to marry you?
— Nah, she did not. — But did you told her about your fabulously wealthy and very old uncle? — I did, and now she’s my aunt. Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo”…
Man: Doctor, my wife is pregnant. That’s why I wanted to ask, how should we have sex now?
Doctor: Well, in the first months you can do it completely normally. In the second trimester, I recommend the doggy style, and in the last third, the wolf position. Man: Wolf position?…
A Couple Had A Cat Named…Orangio…
…but he was a real annoyance. Whatever they want to do he is there, calling for attention, having them almost tripping over him and such. But it got too much when Orangio…
A married couple was in a terrible accident, and the husband’s face was severely burned.
The doctor told him they couldn’t graft any skin from his own body because he was too skinny. His wife lovingly offered to donate some of her own skin. However, the only…
When a wealthy husband passed, he left $30,000 for an “elaborate funeral.”
After the service, a friend asked where all the money went. The widow explained: “$6,500 for the funeral, $500 to the church, $500 for the wake… and the rest went toward the…
Found out we’re expecting twins…
Today my wife and I found out we're expecting twin boys, I suggested we call them Ludovic and Christopher. My wife just stared at me and said "That's ludacris!" Okay, here’s my…