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The fragile memory

Posted on August 16, 2025 by Joke Poo

An elderly couple noticed that they were getting a lot more forgetful, so they decided to go to the doctor. The doctor told them that they should start writing things down so…

I asked my wife if the cup was half empty or half full…

Posted on August 16, 2025 by Joke Poo

She told me to stop wearing her bra. Okay, here’s a new joke, “Joke Poo,” inspired by the original: Joke Poo: I asked my dog if his food bowl was half empty…

Betty’s busy in the kitchen preparing dinner when there’s a knock at the door.

Posted on August 16, 2025 by Joke Poo

Betty opens the door and there’s a stranger standing there in silence. “I’m really busy right now, and whatever you're selling, I'm not interested.” “Do you have a vagina?” WTF? Betty SLAMS…

How to find your wife…

Posted on August 14, 2025 by Joke Poo

A man approached a very beautiful woman in the large supermarket and said, "I've lost my wife here in the supermarket." "Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?" The…

A man comes home and finds his wife packing her things.

Posted on August 14, 2025 by Joke Poo

He asked what's going on. She says she's leaving him and moving to Las Vegas because she found out that she can make $500 a night as a prostitute. He then starts…

Joke my wife spontaneously came up with at dinner…

Posted on August 13, 2025 by Joke Poo

Me: The yellow tomatoes are harder to peel than the red ones. I think it’s because they have a thicker skin. Wife: Well they’d have to, since they’re always being teased about…

Baby care

Posted on August 12, 2025 by Joke Poo

Found a manual on baby care and promptly gave it to my wife… she said – it’s all good, I think you’ve grown enough. Okay, here’s a new joke titled “Joke Poo”…

Husband to wife: “What would you if I won in the lottery?”

Posted on August 12, 2025 by Joke Poo

Wife: "I'll take half and leave you " Husband: "Well, I won $12. Here's six… keep in touch " Joke Poo: Programmer’s Legacy Programmer 1 to Programmer 2: “What would you do…

A woman became so disgusted with her husband she finally packed his bags and ordered him to get out.

Posted on August 12, 2025 by Joke Poo

While he's walking toward the door, she yells out at him, "I HOPE YOU DIE A SLOOOOW, PAINFUL, DEATH!!" He turns around, puts his stuff down, and says, "So, you want me…

Wife texts her Husband who is at work

Posted on August 12, 2025 by Joke Poo

Wife texts her Husband who is at work: Wife: “Honey, don’t forget to buy bread on your way home. Oh, and… your girlfriend Elizabeth says hi.” Husband: “Who’s Elizabeth?” Wife: “Nobody. Just…

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Todays SH1T Jokes

  • A Knock Knock Joke
  • What’s common between a testicular joke and testicular cancer?
  • A guy walks in a store looking to buy some beer
  • One afternoon, a teenage couple was on a hike in the woods.
  • Wish me luck, everyone! I have to meet with some people working at my bank in a few minutes. If all goes well I’ll pay off every debt I have, and still have enough to retire early.
  • A penguin was driving through a small town when his car broke down…
  • Not all construction tasks are equally enjoyable.
  • In a carpenter’s workshop, one apprentice makes a bet that he can recognize any type of wood just by its smell. They blindfold him and hand him the first board… the apprentice smells it confidently and says: “Oak!”
  • I was admitted into the hospital and as I settled into my bed, I overheard my “roommate” using the speakerphone to order breakfast from the cafeteria
  • My mom went on vacation to Florida
  • School year is like pregnancy.
  • A man visits his lawyer
  • A duck walks into a bar and orders a beer.
  • Election results are like group project grades
  • A librarian is having a discussion with a cobra…
  • Job interview question: Why ask for a high salary with no experience?
  • The other day I needed to pay a visit to a public toilet
  • A man doesn’t come home from work Friday, instead he spends the whole weekend out fishing with his buddies.
  • A hunter walks into a pub and says that he is the greatest hunter, he can recognize any game animal by its fur, and if they show him the wound, he can even tell which weapon killed it in exchange for a drink.
  • Guy : Doctor, my Girlfriend is pregnant but we always use protection and the rubber never broke. How is it possible?
  • (An original joke best read aloud) My friend got a job as one of those sushi girls. Y’know, where guys eat sushi off her naked.
  • What did the ghost of the Redditor say when looking at it’s own corpse?
  • What’s yellow and really hurts if it gets in your eye?
  • What a nice couple, how long have you been married?
  • Three cougars
  • Why did the BYU student come inside?
  • Reminder: terrorist jokes are tasteless and unfunny
  • Would make a joke about fencing
  • Possums are from the south
  • Did you know they just ruled dad jokes to be unconstitutional?
  • Boudreaux goes to the doctor
  • I called off work today when I saw the date
  • I hate people who take drugs
  • A very pregnant lady boarded a bus and noticed a young man smiling at her.
  • A gynecologist noticed his new patient was a little nervous.
  • The only two white actors in Black Panther are Martin Freeman, who played Bilbo Baggins, and Andy Serkis who played Gollum.
  • San Francisco, 1895. A man on the outskirts of town hires a cab driver to ride to the train station. No one wants to go that far, but one driver agrees.
  • A wife leaned into her husband and purred, “Have you ever seen twenty dollars all crumpled up?”
  • I promised my son…
  • Jogger sees fire
  • A salesman, Computer engineer and a system programmer
  • General Secretary Khrushchev and President Nixon met and started boasting about the greatness of their countries.
  • An American walks into a bar & orders a beer
  • A farmer’s son joins reddit and finds the r/Jokes subreddit
  • My Wife Always Gives 100% Sound Advice
  • A Caveman and a bear walk into a bar
  • I wrote a song about being naked.
  • Girlfriend needs a seat!
  • I’m So Old…
  • I’m surprised there’s not a lawn company called Paradise City…

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