An elderly couple noticed that they were getting a lot more forgetful, so they decided to go to the doctor. The doctor told them that they should start writing things down so…
Category: Husband
I asked my wife if the cup was half empty or half full…
She told me to stop wearing her bra. Okay, here’s a new joke, “Joke Poo,” inspired by the original: Joke Poo: I asked my dog if his food bowl was half empty…
Betty’s busy in the kitchen preparing dinner when there’s a knock at the door.
Betty opens the door and there’s a stranger standing there in silence. “I’m really busy right now, and whatever you're selling, I'm not interested.” “Do you have a vagina?” WTF? Betty SLAMS…
How to find your wife…
A man approached a very beautiful woman in the large supermarket and said, "I've lost my wife here in the supermarket." "Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?" The…
A man comes home and finds his wife packing her things.
He asked what's going on. She says she's leaving him and moving to Las Vegas because she found out that she can make $500 a night as a prostitute. He then starts…
Joke my wife spontaneously came up with at dinner…
Me: The yellow tomatoes are harder to peel than the red ones. I think it’s because they have a thicker skin. Wife: Well they’d have to, since they’re always being teased about…
Baby care
Found a manual on baby care and promptly gave it to my wife… she said – it’s all good, I think you’ve grown enough. Okay, here’s a new joke titled “Joke Poo”…
Husband to wife: “What would you if I won in the lottery?”
Wife: "I'll take half and leave you " Husband: "Well, I won $12. Here's six… keep in touch " Joke Poo: Programmer’s Legacy Programmer 1 to Programmer 2: “What would you do…
A woman became so disgusted with her husband she finally packed his bags and ordered him to get out.
While he's walking toward the door, she yells out at him, "I HOPE YOU DIE A SLOOOOW, PAINFUL, DEATH!!" He turns around, puts his stuff down, and says, "So, you want me…
Wife texts her Husband who is at work
Wife texts her Husband who is at work: Wife: “Honey, don’t forget to buy bread on your way home. Oh, and… your girlfriend Elizabeth says hi.” Husband: “Who’s Elizabeth?” Wife: “Nobody. Just…